Dog Hating, Chai Tea Lover, Book Thief

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Because let's be real here. Chai Tea isnt a drink, and I want my book back Susan!

I don't think I have to explain how being a dog hater makes you an asshole. Because honestly, You are if you hate those cute little shit destroying, mail eating, poop sniffing furry creatures. Be like the majority of us, and see past all that hair pulling shit. ok? ok. (:

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But if your name isn't susan, lets be friends!

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lets talk about mundane shit and how we don't totally have our shit together yet. and how much we wish we wore north face just to say how much "we love to hike". i hate hiking. i try to do yoga and i currently haven't burnt this house down yet.

im all for winning little victories and sharing em.

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lets talk about our bad dates and the creepy ones where we HAD to say our friend had the shits to avoid being murdered. because even in scary ass situations, we don't wanna admit we too poop like regular humans.

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ok. ok. even if your name is susan. i wont hold it against you. but you have to promise not to dog ear my pages

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