| Patriots |
over |
Giants |
Sorry, Giants fans, but we're not in the Super Bowl in this matchup. As much as everyone in New York is warming up to Jones, the Dark Lord just sees him as a young sacrifice to the old gods to continue his reign of undefeated terror. |
| Panthers |
over |
Buccaneers |
CMC is proving to be a great Newton replacement for the face of the franchise. But despite the Bucs' loss last week, they were able to slow down the run game very well, so I'm not sure if Carolina will be able to utilize CMC and Allen may have to resort to the passing game. Panthers by less than a field goal. |
| Seahawks |
over |
Browns |
Is the Cleveland Hype Train falling off the rails? How many times do the Browns have to keep getting punched in the mouth before we admit that Baker's going through a huge second-year slump and that Kitchens is hot garbage? Wilson will show them how it's done and give the Browns yet another loss. |
| Chiefs |
over |
Texans |
This is a good one. KC is facing another good AFC South team and this one is arguably better than Indy. I wouldn't be surprised by another loss, but I think the Chiefs pull it back together and get back to winning. |
| Redskins |
over |
Dolphins |
Tank Bowl 2019! It's reasonable to say that Washington without Gruden is about even with the Dolphins after their bye. You know how people slow down to look at a bad car wreck? That's this game. |
| Vikings |
over |
Eagles |
Man, Cousins showed up last week and help give Minnesota a solid win. If they can keep that up, then there's a good chance they can win again at home against Philly. |
| Saints |
over |
Jaguars |
Looks like Minshew gets to go up against another NFC South backup QB. And I think the results will be the same. the Jaguar's defense will keep them honest, but I can see Teddy airing it out once again on a team where Ramsey will be absent due to "back spasms". Love me some Fournette and Chark, though. Geaux Tigers! |
| Ravens |
over |
Bengals |
Good Lord, please let this be a decent game. This has the potential to be a slaughter, so I just hope that Cincy can put enough points on the board to make it interesting. |
| 49ers |
over |
Rams |
If you told me that at this time in the season the Rams would have two losses and the 49ers were undefeated, I would've requested you be admitted to the mental ward. Granted, the 49ers have yet to play a team with a winning record, and we all remember what happened to Dallas once they faced the Saints. This is another game to watch. |
| Cardinals |
over |
Falcons |
Going purely off of previous games, both teams are sitting at 20 points per game, but Arizona is slightly better at 27 points allowed versus Atlanta's 30. Both teams are hot garbage, but at least the Cardinals have a learning rookie QB as their excuse. |
| Titans |
over |
Broncos |
Again, going off of stats, both teams are at around 19 points per game, but Tennessee is better at points allowed with 15, compared to Denver's 21. |
| Cowboys |
over |
Jets |
Finally, after two weeks the Cowboys can face another team with a losing record that they have a chance of beating! But watch out! Sam Darnold doesn't have mono anymore, and he could be just the thing to give the Jets their first win. |
| Chargers |
over |
Steelers |
Man, you have to feel horrible with Pittsburgh's countless injuries. But I don't think the Chargers will care much, as they look to take advantage of this to grab a home win. |
| Packers |
over |
Lions |
I think this will be a close one. MNF divisional game. Packers are hot and the Lions are off a bye and well-rested. Should be an awesome showdown. |