One time earlier this year I was spun and horned af (shocking, I know).

Had a hookup from one of the apps come over. We hadn’t met prior and wanted to smoke. He kept insisting on doing it in my bedroom where my cat spends a lot of time.

Told them nope, outside only or not at all. Hard rule = no smoking around my cat or places my cat chills.

This effer kept pushing me and finally said something like “for real? not like you’re gonna send me home for smoking by your god damn cat….” <clicks lighter> “you’re too horny….”

From then they might as well have been a toupee in a hurricane bc that’s how fast they were shown the door! Lol

Don’t break your rules this weekend! And don’t smoke around your pets… Be well, gang.