Prologue:

In college I was best friends with this guy James. He was a musician and also the main weed dealer in our dorm. You know the type: a tall skinny guy with blond hair to his shoulders.

One Friday night we were in his room, super baked, watching a nature documentary on his laptop.

This annoying, moderately attractive girl Amanda showed up banging on the door. She was clearly buzzed and said she needed weed.

James nervously said, "We're chilling."

They both kind of looked at me and Amanda giggled.

"You can owe me one," James said.

"Shut up. I want to. Who cares."

Amanda closed the door and pushed him up against the wall. Before either of us knew what was happening, she was on her knees pulling his shorts down.

Her back was to me, so I couldn't see much apart from her head bobbing and James looking happier than I'd ever seen him.

I felt like I should leave, but I was super high and now super horny. I also kind of hoped Amanda might decide it was rude to leave me out.

No such luck. She finished him off. (It could've been an hour or 10 minutes. I was too baked to know the difference.) I caught a quick glimpse of his wet cock as he pulled his shorts back up, but it was just a split-second view.

He gave her a quarter of dope and she left without even acknowledging me.

As soon as she was gone, James went red-faced and apologized. I said it was no big deal, just business, but I needed to go to my room now and take care of my own business.

It never happened again and we never talked about it.

Main story:

After college James and some guys he was in a band with rented a house not far from my place. It was a dump and a mess, always loud, with people constantly coming and going. Like 3 of the guys were drug dealers.

One day I messaged James and asked if I could come by after work to pick up and chill for a bit. He said it was no problem.

I showed up around 6 and let myself in. (No one ever knocked.) I went down into the basement where James lived and knocked on the door.

He opened it a crack. His eyes were bloodshot.

"Fuck, I forgot," he said.

"I'll come back."

"No, it's cool. I was just about to hit the bong."

He let the door swing open. All the lights were off. He was in his boxers, and a porn scene was playing on his screen.

"Dude," I said, "I can go get some smokes and come back in 10."

"It's all good. I wasn't doing anything."

"Just watching Gianna Michaels get fucked."

"Yeah," he said with a laugh. "Sometimes I put porn on when I'm writing."

His bulge was visible in the light from the TV.

I closed the door. We sat on his futon and passed the bong back and forth, watching Gianna, making chit chat.

When the scene ended, he asked if I liked Eva Angelina. I said yes.

He put on an Eva scene. My brain was mush. My cock was throbbing.

Finally, I said, "I'm sorry I interrupted you. If you need to jerk off it's no big deal."

"No man, stay."

"Yeah, it's cool, I'll stay. I mean... I've seen you get head before. It's not a big deal."

"You remember that?"

"Of course. I'm just surprised you do."

"Honestly, dude," he said, "it was kind of hot having an audience. I felt bad she didn't do you too."

"Me too," I said.

There was a silence. We watched Eva suck a fat cock.

"I thought it was hot too," I said.

"Yeah."

James tried to light the bong but the bowl was empty.

"I'll jerk off if you do it too," he said at last.

I answered by pulling my pants and boxers down and beating my cock like a madman.

James kicked his boxers off too and began tugging his dick for dear life.

In the glare of the TV I confirmed what I'd always suspected. He had a big, beautiful, uncut cock. Totally proportional to his long body. I would compare him to Chris Strokes.

My cock, by comparison, is short and fat and uncut.

We sat side by side in the half-darkness, jerking ourselves as fast as two stoned guys can.

As I got close to cumming, I said: "I see why Amanda liked paying you that way."

He grunted and came all over his thigh and the floor.

That set me off, and I did the same.

We both sat there panting. We laughed and quickly covered ourselves. Then we ordered a pizza.