So I drive about 30 minutes to this Guys office. He’s discrete btw (and I see why) first off i don’t usually do blank profile discrete guys but I’ve seen like a billion stories on how the guy turns out to be hot asf so I went. I get there and the guy is hideous but I was like “maybe the dick will be great” so we go into his office and his package is pretty thick. We start making out and I’m not really feeling it. Then this dude is like lay down (in my head I’m like “oh he’s going to give me a blow job”) yeah no he immediately sits on my face without even asking if I’m into that. Then I’m like (just do this and then you can get fucked) and let me remind you this is my first time btw. So I’m eating this guys ass and it’s not bad but during this he isn’t even blowing me . After 5 minutes of being suffocated by his ass I’m like “ok I’m ready to get fucked now”. We get into the position and I’m thinking is he not going to get lube. Then he says “is it fine if we don’t fuck?” Me: “hmm idk man I kinda only came here for that”. He then tells me to leave and has the audacity to ask me if we can meet again. To sum up the story 1.i get dmed to get fucked 2. He demands to know if I’m negative which I prove to him 3. I drive 20 minutes to see him 4. I eat ass and don’t get fucked. Think I learned an important lesson here “don’t respond to discreet DL blank profiles”. Ok I’m done ranting