THE AUDIO (also, an alternate whyp.it link in case soundgasm acts up again)

The script by /u/sloth215

All four of you have been casually dating the same young woman who has a propensity for single dads. You’re all cool with it, even if it does weird you out sometimes when she wants you to keep the New Balances on or tell her you’re proud of her during sex. When she confesses to each of you that she’s always wanted to try a gangbang, you’re all too happy to oblige.

...am I suddenly getting flashbacks to the last time I tried doing a self-collab? Maybe. 🫣 Anyways, the cast of characters for this MMMM4F experience is:

Khajiit Tinkles - Like Tom Nook, but sexier??? Portrays the oldest of the DILFs, the Dad-liest of the dads, responsible, super horny, been around the block and knows his way around a poonani.

Douchebag Tinkles - The name is self-explanatory. Grumpy, tired, usually stressed out by work, bit of a degrader, ultimately cares about the listener, ironically best friends with:

Scottish(???) Tinkles - Because I spent too much time watching Trainspotting last week. This dad is energetic, upbeat, goes to therapy regularly and uses those coping skills, loves giving praise, ironically best friends with Douchebag Tinkles.

Librarian Tinkles - The softest of softbois. The youngest of the DILFs, sillier, more lighthearted, kind of a himbo, least experienced in the group but eager to learn.

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite scene? (or just re-listen to the fatherly "I'm proud of you" aftercare segment over and over again? 🥲) I've got you:

• 00:00 - The intro, in which what are probably a group of Gen X'ers reminisce about their prior sexual escapades and the time when Nickelback used to make actual good music or whatever it is Gen X'ers reminisce about, I guess

• 02:10 - In which the listener's character strips, and it turns out she was hiding a plug and I don't mean the kind you use to charge your phone-

• 04:00 - Lots of kissing, or "the part where Librarian Tinkles politely asks if he can smooch and this all turns into one big smooching party." Also Scottish(???) Tinkles starts smooching the listener's puss-

• 07:40 - Encouraging the listener to orgasm. No one says the words "make a mess on his mouth, babygirl" but it's, like... implied.

• 08:00 - Just a little bit of aftercare encouragement, at least until-

• 09:00 - Douchebag Tinkles starts trying to talk dirty and tells the listener that she should use her mouth and hands to keep everyone else, uh... entertained 😳

• 09:55 - [Spanking] content. And here I thought the listener's character was being so good-

• 12:00 - The listener's character orgasms during the blowjob scene, so I guess this didn't entirely suck- 👉😎👉 (OK that was the worst dad joke I've ever done, I'm sorry)

• 14:00 - The dads start to fill all the holes and I don't mean the ones in the drywall 🛠

• 14:07 - OK, so there's a popping sound that appears here and it's supposed to be the listener's butt plug coming out. It sounds weird because I jammed a finger in my mouth (not as hot as it sounds) to make a "bottle popping open" noise and... yeah. I just didn't want anyone to get caught off guard if the noise was too loud. 😅

• 15:50 - The listener says she's cumming. Fatherly shenanigans ensue.

• 16:50 - Everyone cums together. Synchronized nut, the next great Olympic event. 💦

• 17:45 - Aftercare and multiple dads saying that they're proud of you 🥹

...anyways, enjoy! 🤞