AUDIO LINK: erocast | soundgasm

The script by /u/sugarhoneyjune and /u/Ninja_princess88

^{SFX and music from the built-in Apple Loops in GarageBand}

"A certain young woman goes to a party and slowly realized how she was getting bored. Luckily, her favorite tito (who is her father's friend) was there to keep her company... what more can they do as they get through the night and keep each other company?"

Ever spent months trying to get the attention of some older hottie, and after goodness knows how long, they finally get the hint and approach you, and then things turn more spicy than a bowlful of some Bicol Express? 🌶🥵

...okay, me neither, but that's the plot of this audio. And even though this takes place at a Filipino family gathering, well, somehow you discover that not even the leche flan is the most yummy SNACC at this party.

^{okay that joke was terrible 🙈}

FILIPINO TERMS

99% of the audio is in English, but there's a little bit of Tagalog thrown in. Worried that you might miss out on some terms that you don't understand? Now you don't have to, with this handy Tinkly Tagalog language guide! 🇵🇭

Ate (pronounced AH-TEH) - Big sister

Ano ba yan - "owo what's this?" (I kid, it's closer to a very polite "dafuq?" >.>)

Iha - Taken from the Spanish hija, just means daughter or female child.

Kung Ako Na Lang Sana - A popular early 2000s sad ballad, where the title translates to "If Only I Were Yours." Very popular at karaoke and only vaguely yandere-esque.

Leche flan - Caramel custard, basically. Tastes totally awesome.

Lumpia - A type of spring rolls popular in the Philippines. There are different kinds but lumpiang shanghai is the type you see the most often (mostly because it's easy to cook).

Pakwan - Watermelon 🍉

Pancit / Pansít - A type of noodle dish. The most common kind is pancit canton, which is what you'll probably see most often at a family gathering.

Pinsan - Cousin(s), or at least people your age who are related to you

Tito / Tita - Uncle/Aunt (sometimes used to refer to older people who aren't related to you, which is the case in this audio)

TIME STAMPS

This audio gets spicy pretty fast, but what if you want to skip ahead to your favorite parts? I've got you. 😎

• 00:00 - The sorta-SFW intro. Mostly it's just about your dad's friend (a.k.a. "your favorite tito") coming up to you and going "wow you really have been trying to get my attention for a while now, haven't you? How about you sit on my lap and I tell you how you're an even better SNACC than all this lumpia?" Not even an oiled-up penguin sliding across the ice is as smooth as this tito. 🐧

• 03:50 - The [fingering] scene. Everyone's singing along to karaoke, but even though I don't have a guitar, I'll show you how I'm a pro at strumming my fingers across your- okay wow maybe I won't finish that sentence- 😳

• 05:30 - Orgasm from [fingering], because of course your favorite tito is somehow a skilled guitarist- 🎸

• 06:55 - Licking off your [cum on my fingers]. Maybe Filipinos prefer Jollibee's to KFC, but you're still finger-lickin' good- 🍗

• 08:15 - Now we've relocated to another room. Fortunately it's not the one where elderly relatives are playing mahjong. Anyways, this features lots of [kissing]. 😘

• 09:30 - "Go ahead take it out" And tito isn't talking about the lumpia he smuggled into the room. That's not a spring roll, I'm just happy to see you. 🤭 Anyways, this is a short [blowjob] scene.

• 11:15 - "Bend over the bed, stick your ass up in the air for me" Also a little bit of [spanking] and then penetration. ~~Take tito's lumpia, take it all~

• 13:50 - The [countdown] scene. You might think this tito is counting you down to orgasm, but he's really counting down how long it'll take for him to blast off like Team Rocket I mean, for him to fill you up like a Red Ribbon pastry. I mean- uh- this is the [creampie] scene too. let me put the pasalubong in your balikbayan box bb

• 14:57 - "Here drink some water" Some hydration and [aftercare]. Too bad there were no coconuts around, or tito could have had you drink some Buko Juice. 🥥🥛 prepare yourself for the other kind of BJ

...uh, ANYWAYS. I hope you enjoy. 🤓