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The script by /u/elysianwaters

^{sound effects from the built-in Apple Loops in GarageBand 🤓}

"Chickens usually return to the coop before nightfall, little one. And with good reason. The forest is dangerous after the sun sets."

After wandering a little too deep into the woods probably on a quest to find some Hozier-esque forest daddy, our heroine suddenly encounters a magical being, who launches into a Disney musical number to teach her the importance of living in harmony with natur- OK, no, I'm kidding. This is GWA, so the magical being, uh...

...well, this isn't Pocahontas, but he takes her just around the riverbend and paints her with more than just the colors of the wind, I guess? 🤭 OK, I'm bad at writing these synopsis things, I'm sorryyyyyy- 🙈

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite scene? I've got you:

• 00:00 - The SFW intro! The script mentioned that the voice echoes and comes from "seemingly everywhere," so my inner editor decided "lol I wanna flex" and I may have gone overboard with the effects. 🙈

• 01:00 - Forest Daddy Er, the forest deity appears and asks "lol boo whatcha doing here." But, like, more regally. I mean, when was the last time any non-Hozier forest deity said "lol," after all?

• 03:00 - Just a little light bondage between friends. I'm not a Grass-type Pokémon but I'll use Vine Whip- wait no- 😳

• 04:05 - [Kissing], lots of kissing. This is because, deep down, every forest deity just wants to, uh... pollinate... I guess...?

• 04:32 - "Let me run my hand down ... beneath this waistband" Have you ever wondered how magical forest deities know what a waistband is? Like do they shop at Costco and look at sweatpants and think "what's this stretchy thing on top? Oh, it's called a waistband? Man, mortals sure know how to get comfy." 👖 Anyways, this is a [fingering] scene. ✌️

• 06:20 - "This boulder here, bend over it" Magical Forest Daddy puts you on the rock and, uh... gives you a massage. Yes. It's a very deep tissue massage. Realllll deep. 🤭

• 07:05 - Actual penetration, and also some mention of putting a hand around your neck and, uh... giving you a neck massage. Yes. Let me massage your neck. >.>

• 09:25 - PEW PEW PEW The orgasm scene. I might not be able to make like Pocahontas and sing with all the voices of the mountain, but I like to think I can grunt like- OK, I don't know where I'm going with this- 🙈

• 09:52 - Post-pew praise I mean, post-coital cuddles.

...anywho, enjoy! 🌳🏞 ^{I hope}