THE AUDIO

The script by /u/RightBitofKit

THE SUMMARY

A certain young man is hanging out with his best friend when he finds out that she's still a member of the League of Legends community- Wait, no, I'm reading the wrong summary. Uhh... let me try this again.

(ahem)

A certain young man is hanging out with his best friend when he finds out that she's still a virgin. Wanting her first time to be special, he tells her to stop being a stereotypical Ahri main that her first time should be with someone she really trusts. To which she points out that there's no one she trusts more than her best friend, and that's when she tells him to push deep into her mid-lane and be her personal hard carry- OK, look, I swear this is mostly the correct summary- 😩

(and bad jokes aside, for better or for worse, I swear there are zero League references in the actual audio 😅)

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite scene? I've got you. 😎

• 00:00 - The wholesome introduction, in which the two main characters are just watching a movie on a rainy day and somehow the topic of virginity comes up. Because of course that's what happens when you watch a movie with the homies. 😳 (Fun Fact: the "movie" playing in the background is just me playing Cyberpunk 2077 🤓 Because I was too lazy to find something better to edit into the audio >_>)

• 05:00 - "Can I kiss you?" And this is where the hot and heavy stuff starts- SIKE YOU THOUGHT. No, this is just a little bit of kissing and then more dramatic tension. Gotta do a slow build-up, like shaking a Coke can before you pop it open and let it spray sticky goodness everywhere... okay, no, that could be phrased better. 😳

• 08:15 - "You love me too?" OK, build-up's over, let's open up that coke can and let things get wet and sticky- WAIT NO-

• 10:40 - Just some very light [breast worship] and then:

• 12:15 - "Now sit on my lap" And you don't have to tell me what you want for Christmas, but you better believe there's gonna be some sliding up and down the chimney- WAIT NO this isn't that kind of audio-

• 14:30 - "Can I put one of my fingers inside you?" Because much like Snape, I don't need a wand to stir your cauldron of love until it overflows-

• 15:40 - Her cauldron overflowed Anywho, first orgasm of the audio \o/

• 17:45 - Somehow the action relocated to the bedroom (ignore any funky editing on my part while I was trying to do the transition) and also there is penetration. let me Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets

• 19:25 - Our female lead orgasms a second time, followed by:

• 21:10 - The magic is flowing out of my wand I also 🥜 like a sack of cheap pistachios- okay, no, that could be worded better. 😅 Anyways, if you've ever thought "isn't it weird that everyone in audios conveniently orgasms as the same time?" Well, this is the audio for you; one person orgasms nearly two minutes after the other. That's almost the amount of time it takes to wait for the seasonal drink at Starbucks ☕️

• 21:40 - Kisses and cuddles to wrap up everything. :3

...uh, enjoy? 👉👈