Scenario: Your bratty (but hot) step sister yells for your help and you walk into the laundry room to find her ass sticking out of the machine - with a ton of slimy tentacles pulling her further in. You realize that you’re dealing with a Xothian (a so-called “star spawn” of high priest Cthulhu) and now have to figure out how to appease it before it ruins your step sister’s holes (and your holes too)!

Speaker POV: You’re taking out your clothes from the washing machine when suddenly a slimy tentacle grips your arm. You call for your annoying, nerdy step brother to help pull you out and he informs you that the tentacle appears to belong to a Lovecraftian horror monster. You don’t know what’s happening but it’s probably your step brother’s fault somehow. If only you could stay angry as you slowly get fucked by these mysterious tentacles…

This script was co-conceived with SpunkQueen, my similarly degenerate Call of the Cthulhu DM (who also ran a light fact check on this work). Shout out to him.

Many thanks to u/fortunes_facade and u/bettylaflame for beta reads!

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Xothians, also known as “star-spawn” - A group of beings associated with Cthulhu, the High Priest of the Great Old Ones and the Sleeper of R’lyeh. It’s unclear if they are his offspring, the race that he comes from, or if they are creations of his. They resemble Cthulhu in appearance but are much smaller and less powerful. Not much is known about them. The writer takes liberties with the estimated length of their face tentacles here because why not.

”Lust Insanity” - A term the script writer made up. In Lovecraftian lore, Cthulhu (among other Lovecraftian creatures) has the ability to make humans go insane merely by looking upon him. Even in the rpg game Call of the Cthulhu, players have to maintain a certain degree of sanity points to stay in the game. It stands to reason any of Cthulhu’s offspring would also have this ability only weaker, or maybe twisted. In this scene, our perverted Xothian makes people go temporarily insane with lust when they look at them.

Step sisters getting stuck in washing machines - An ancient trope passed down generations and generations throughout the history of humanity. The famous psychologist Carl Jung included this trope in his work on universal human archetypes.

DON’T FORGET LOVECRAFT WAS A BIG RACIST, CONSUME RELATED CONTENT MINDFULLY (maybe disrespectfully) INCLUDING PLAYING CALL OF CTHULHU.

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