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So your ex is getting married. That sucks. But what can ya do, right? Replay old memories in your head and get all sad... look through old photos, ticket stubs, love notes... but what's this? You find a birthday card she gave you. It has a coupon in it redeemable for one blowjob. "No questions asked, no expiration date". Maybe there's another way this can be a sucky day.
Big thanks to /u/behold-the-beauty, whose insight during the conceptual stages of this script had a huge impact on how it eventually fleshed out. So if you like it, give her some props. Thanks for reading, have a great day<3
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