The totally awesome original audio by ActuallyMiffed.

A ridiculous, whispered response by meeee...!

A story which may or may not be true. ^{sorry Miffy don't kill meeee :'D}

Mere hours after I posted an audio for the GWA Response Challenge, Miffy (/u/ActuallyMiffed) burst through my front door.

"MISTER TINKLES!" she shouted, sweat dripping down her skin and her prodigious bosom heaving in the most hypnotic of ways, "I want you to make a whispered response to one of my audios. No, I NEED you to make a whispered response!"

"...okay?" I asked, looking up from my spot on the couch. I have no idea why anyone would really want to hear my ridiculous nonsense, but whatever. Mister Tinkles won't judge.

"Excellent!" she shouted, her thick Canadian accent rolling around her tongue in ways that made a certain part of my anatomy want to party like it was 1997 and RAISE THE ROOF. "But before I return to the north, I want something else from you."

"The North?" I asked, puzzled. "Like... the lands beyond the wall, with the white walkers and...?"

"Hahaha," she said, completely unamused as she tore off her jeans. "Make all the Canada jokes you want; I've got a way to shut you up." And with a strength and speed no-one would have expected from that tiny frame, she pounced, landing in a crouch on top of me that forced me to see... something.

"Wait, but why are you doing thi- MMPPHHH!" whatever I had to say was cut off by a taste of the Canadian wilderness.

"Because winter is coming, bitch," whispered Miffy dangerously. "And so am I."

...of course, it's entirely possible that that story is entirely untrue and all that happened was that she messaged me after I posted my GWA challenge audio and asked for a whispered audio response. But, you know... I like my story better. :D