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Oh yes, darling. This is going EXACTLY where you hope it’s going.
I’m about to make all your teenage dreams—and MINE—come true.
Yes, right here. The bed’s ready, and the happy couple won’t be here for hours yet.
Yes, I know I’m still married...technically. But that just makes it better, doesn’t it? I’ve earned this, and I’m sure as hell not being celibate while I’m waiting for the divorce.
Now then, give me that glass.Sit back in that chair.
One of the groom's childhood friends hooks up with the groom's mother (his teenage fantasy) at the wedding. She's getting divorced, and is eager to make up for lost time and get some revenge on her husband. When she sees who the best man is, all the times he was obviously attracted to her when he was in high school come flooding back, and she decides to waste no time...and she does have a key to the honeymoon suite, after all.
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