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[Banter] [Nervous] [Examination] [Checking You Over]
Description: You’re converting to Judaism, like right now, like right now, like you just had your final interview with three grumpy rabbis and your mikvah attendant is… oh. The hot ex-Orthodox lesbian from your synagogue. Huh. Well. Right, it’s a community mikvah, and they are always trying to get young people involved in… um, well, Jewish folkways. So she has to check to make sure you’re naked, like really naked, like nothing at all on your skin naked, before you can become a Jew.
….Huh.
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u/semaphoretowers wrote this brilliant script, which I absolutely could not resist- you can find it here. She also included a link if you’d like to know more about the religious context!
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Baruch ata h' eloh' melech ha-olam asher kid-shanu b’mitzvotav vtzivanu al ha-tevila.
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