So I spent the night at my girlfriends home and she had a male Roomate. She’s been telling me that he always tries to hit on her when he gets drunk, so I always just play cool when I interact with him. I know if he ever gets disrespectful I’ll knock his azz out lmao. So this particular morning she leaves for work but she doesn’t have a master bedroom with bath. I never know when the roomate is there anyway nor do I give af. So I go to take a shower about noon, retreat back to her bedroom. I forget my iPods in the bathroom so I run real quick to get them with no towel on. I didn’t think I’m those 5 seconds that he would be coming down the hall. So I’m running butt naked with a semi because I was already in the mood to buss one alone. He sees me and says “oh sorry bro”, but I noticed he can’t look me in the eyes. Apparently he’s impressed by the meat. I know this is my only opportunity to see if he’s bi or curious. I knock on his door wrapped in a towel and ask him if he has any men’s lotion since my girl doesn’t obviously. He passes me some Coconut Oil and says “use it for whatever you desire” I already knew what time it was lol. I stroked alone in the room til I caught my needed nut. Brought back and told him “it did the job” . He just laughed. I’m trying to figure out my next approach 😂