For rq and Gaysians

"You need to know what he eats on a late night, no he doesn't sleepwalk. He might be looking on gxxxr.."

"Write a fortune cookie for every gay Asian you want to attract, tall short or skinny. Don't go to panda express to find one. Write a fortune cookie for every type of guy and gal and leave your phone number at every restaurant you go to. What is the probability you will find a date?"

"If he likes Chinese food on Christmas he's Jewish but don't let that scare you away. He may just be looking for you on Christmas day. Don't swipe left and ghost"

"Italian gelato will certainly give him brain freeze. If you brain freeze him he won't be able to give you the digits of pi. Pi is his favorite number don't forget it or you won't get his phone number."

"If you tell him you can memorize an ancient Chinese poem he'll laugh at you..He got his PhD in French literature and can't remember a lick of ancient Chinese. He even has a French accent. Born in France and raised in America. Adopted"

"He loves collecting calligraphy scrolls and drinks oolong cha. But don't let that mean he is the one for you. He only wants to write a book about how to meditate and yoga. Wear an Indian sari on a Sunday morning. Cut down on alcohol. No pop music. Only classical music"

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