Completely made up conversation

Rice queen The gaysian smell, he's hairless and spotless, he loves eating his durian, yuck, yuck don't give me that

I know that I will never try that durian, its like my gym socks

Potato queen: He is so obsessed with his french fries extra mayo, nacho cheese that's been left out for days overnight it stinks the kitchen,

He's so hairy, hasn't shaven for months,

I need to shave for him, such a submissive boyfriend am I

Rice queen He loves anime too much, he takes up the TV in the living room, we can't even find a tv show that we can watch together, and oh don't get me started with shoenen anime, there's nobody white on there

Potato queen I need to teach him how to speak some Chinese to talk to my parents who don't know English, what can I do? I'm so frustrated, why do you only watch American TV, we cant take my family to panda express.

Rice queen: I can't eat rice for dinner everyday, why don't you Asians eat more fried chicken, burger and potato chips.

And why can't you order dessert instead of eating fortune cookies, I'm tired of being told I'm going to die before I turn 50.

But I do like the Chinese wontons and honey walnut shrimp, you are as sweet as these dishes.

Potato queen: I love his voice, especially when I go see him sing at karaoke with my friends, it's deep like Johnny Depp, but I'm disappointed he only wants to sing Japanese songs, I really wish he didn't wear an Irish kilt..

Rice queen: I can't believe we have been together since we met abroad in Thailand, I can't believe it I can't.

Lesson- do they really love each other for their own fetishes, do these fetishes really exist??? I don't know but this conversations makes me think otherwise