Finding my other half

All these queer Asians, tall chubby slim athletic, Korean Chinese Japanese, Vietnamese all American, I'm looking for you, standing tall from the sierra mountains

Looking down at America, seeing all the queers From sea to shining sea,

My favorite spot fly above on a helicopter- Hawaii, I would fly on a drone above it.

No, I'm not a queer spy from China- to think that someone like that would be around

Running towards you when I'm at Monterey bay, Or at the golden gate bridge, Or at the beaches in San Diego

I'm looking to meet you,

But I need your TikTok, So that I can steal your data, No my Chinese is not good enough

To even know what the spies are saying At 2 AM eating kung Pao chicken At PF Chang's

Someday one day I will find my other half