Had a series of unfortunate events where my ID got left at the Uber before my flight. Had to do 'special screening' which felt more like getting hazed.

Finally I go through the scanner and, of course they flag my crotch. And immediately (because the special screening took so long the flight was actively boarding) I was like "hey it's. A silicone packer. That's what's setting it off." So they pat me down in public. And of course feel the packer. So then they have to do private screening where I get sent to the same room so they can rub at my thighs and over the packer again and test my hands for explosives.

So don't be a dumbass like me and wear a packer or else you'll get the fun experience of getting patted down over your crotch multiple times.