and anyone else who has followed this saturated-to-the-point-of-ubiquity trend is CLEARLY copying me and STEALING MY LUNCH MONEY, REdditors PLS attack them for me kthxbyeeeeeeee

No, I've never used Reddit, let alone contributed to your community. No I didn't read a single one of your sub rules (what the hell is brigading?) Yes my account is less than a day old, BUT here is a direct link to my poor, humble Instagram where you can shower me with accolades and dog pile the lady who is quite literally kicking me in the teeth as I type this by virtue of DARING to have a larger follower count than me.

Oh, did I mention my top is knit (which I'm selling for $400) and hers is crochet, which she posted about like, twice? Or that I've been haranguing her in DM's for days on end? Can you believe she no longer wants to promote me on her account? Just because I'm behaving like a deranged child???