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WARNING: YOU ALSO MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT THEY MADE SO PROCEED WITH CAUTION

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In fact I'm hoping you also hate it for no articulable reason so that we can jerk each other off about it and call it "snark"

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So, here's how it went down. I was just listening to my favorite knitting podcaster (although I recently learned about Vocal Fry and I'm in the process of officially diagnosing this podcaster with a severe and intolerable case of Vocal Fry, which I'll post about next week when I need to feel the rush of upvotes to plug the hole my parents left in my psyche by not throwing me an appreciation party every day for simply existing, so she might not be my fave podcaster for much longer), and she mentioned how she liked this oversized cowl pattern. She said she liked to wear hers over her shoulders when it gets chilly.

I looked it up and, guys, it's literally just a TUBE. The models all look like WORMS or CATERPILLARS of the HUNGRY HUNGRY VARIETY or LEGS coming out of SOCKS. What a fucking nightmare of a design, right? Who knits tubes for wearables??????

And you have to, like, measure and get your gauge right so it doesn't end up too tight or too loose, unlike every other knitted wearable which we all know take zero thought or planning to get the right size and ease. An absolute, utter TRAVESTY of a pattern.

The designer should be catapulted into the sun for making this awful thing at all, let alone releasing it to an unsuspecting public for free.