You creations must be objectively beautiful. Memory bears may not be made from ugly clothing just because it was grandpa’s favorite shirt. That plaid will clash with your decor. NEXT.

Your t-shirt quilt cannot be made with clashing patterns and colors because others may view it and be disgusted. 1984 metal concert series is not a proper artistically balanced theme Sandra, put down those shears.

Yes we know Fluffy was very special to you, but is the best you can really do a salt dough paw print ornament? Come on, pull yourself together here. Fluffy deserved better.

Home inspections will commence until all contraband has been dealt with.