FAIR WARNING - do not look at the pic if you are offended by "sex toys."

This is at a fire inspection at a now abandoned house due to an extension cord in the attic.

With that being said, the homeowner showed up while I was up in the attic at the inspection.

of course, 99% of the time the homeowner is not there for this type of inspection. But this time....

This "tool" was sitting there, right at my feet as soon as I pulled the chain on the light fixture.

The worst part is I almost grabbed this beast as I was making my way over there, lol 😅

I was hoping he wouldn't go up there while I was there, but after a couple of minutes, he surely did.

It was just laying on top of the insulation on an Aldi bag (grocery store).

The homeowner was a single male, lol - which is much better than if it was a woman, lol

Needless to say, he was EXTREMELY embarrassed. It was horribly awkward for both of us, and after him apologizing multiple times, I tried to reassure him I don't care, I'm not offended, and I'm not there to judge his private life.

Over the decades I have seen some crazy things hidden in the bowels of different buildings.

But, this one was different, lol

Some creepy, some freaky, and some pretty neat finds....

What is your craziest or coolest find you have found out in the wild?

I have to assume many of you have some good stories, post them in the comments.

I hope you all are having a great holiday!

Be good 👍

The question is just for friendly conversation and your professional opinion(s) in regards to stuff found in strange locations throughout your career. It is not in any way meant to be sexually offensive to anyone.