There's a post going around on Tumblr where people describe the endings to their favourite games without giving any context. I decided to check out some other people's tag responses and there were so many Inquisition-based ones that I figured the subreddit might get a kick out of it. It seems Tumblr's home to a lot of bitter Lavellans...

#it was the egg all along
#it was him he was the wolf all along
#egg is bad
#IT WAS THE WOLF'S BALL ALL ALONG
#traitorous egg
#HE'S THE FUCKING WOLF
#the ball was broken as was his heart
#have an awesome fight in a floating temple with a giant weird fuck who wears striped socks and then your love leaves you because his ball broke #and then everyone has a party and you are alone
#an egg god gives his power to the actual epitome of evil and screws the world up
#turns out it was all about a dog trying to get his ball back #the egg turns out to be a wolf and the witch probably dies
#sad dog
#pathetic egg stunt achieves nothing
#the egg is a magic dog
#he breaks up with me over his fetch ball and it is revealed that he was a magical ancient wolf god
#the egg leaves with a broken ball
#blam blam kill the bad guy that caused the mark
#treacherous egg ruins everything
#egg regret
#you risk your own life to kill an ancient being with only your left hand
#i kissed an egg who is a god and then i punched a dude who wanted to be god in the fucking face and then i broke an orb
#EGG !!!!! WHY !!!!!!!!
#puppy gets upset and leaves with all your stuff
#the EGG was a FUCKING LIAR
#whiny nerd is actually a god
#the worst game of fetch ever