Happy Friday! I'm in the mood to be distracted, and since my tastes are quite broad I'm going to give you a few options. So here's what I'm into at the moment:

Outfits - I've been really enjoying hearing about your favourite outfits and helping you choose some. If you've got a night out or an event coming up and need help deciding what to wear, let me know. Of course there are always bonus points for hoop earrings.

American girls - I've always had a thing for American girls and I love chatting to yanks from different walks of life and parts of the country. Happy to go into why I'm so into you when we chat

Posh girls - Ditto for any posh/rich/spoilt women who happen across this post - I'll probably melt for you and I'm happy to chat about any SFW or NSFW topics

Cum and cumplay - I really like women who are super into cum; taking it, messing around with it, swallowing it. If this is you, let me know. Bonus points if you like taking loads on unusual parts of your body.

The Global Tit Parade - My quest to see a pair of tits from every country, state, and unrecognised territory in the world is always open. If you're the first entry from your area, you might just win a prize 🏆

Text me as an ex/past crush - Help me relive some good times by texting me as one of my former flames. There are a lot to choose from so if this interests you, I'll give you a list of options when you message me.

Text me as a mutually agreed celeb - Ditto the above except as a celebrity, maybe even one who I've (briefly) met in real life?

Forbidden fruit - let's chat about the people on our lives who we want to fuck but really shouldn't. Maybe it'll ruin a friendship or a relationship. Maybe you've done it before? I know I have and I'm more than happy to share stories.

18 only obviously.

Hope one of these topics appeals to you 🙏