Hey there. I'm pretty chill and easy to get on with, love meeting new people and having a good chat. Outside the bedroom I'm respectful, a gent (sometimes) and I like making stupid jokes (dark, depraved and politically incorrect humour too), but in the bedroom I will be throwing you around and telling you exactly what I want you to do and I expect you to obey immediately. I can be very generous and I love pleasing (eating pussy is a must, as is cooking for you), but sometimes I won't give a fuck about your pleasure; ill use whatever hole I want, when I want. I expect everything to be discussed so we know each other's boundaries, I also need some level of connection/spark, so going on a few dates is essential. Right now I'm on my throwaway/looking at porn account, my personal one is available if you want. I'm down for growing old with the right woman; I'll write more below. Age range not so important (although for long term I'm more discerning), emotional maturity is essential, looking after yourself is important, you don't have to like marathons or going to the gym, but you must be vaguely active and eat healthily (most of the time). Body type; I have to be able to throw you around, and I'm no muscle man, although I'm working on getting better muscle definition. Race/colour/religion/ethnicity not important, but no one overly religious; I'm atheist/agnostic.

The kind of things I like/like to try are public sex, risky sex, mild watersports, cnc, degrading you, slapping, choking, those bluetooth vibrators, tying you up, cumming on your face and then having you walk around in public/cumming in your pussy and having it leak out down your leg when we're out on a date, breeding, TPE, giving you little challenges, forced orgasm, free use, groping, cock and cum worship, we can try switching, that'd be interesting, getting better at dirty talk. I'm open minded and would usually be down to try things at least once. Aftercare and cuddles are essential, and I will look after you, especially if it was quite a brutal session, unless you don't want that.

I have a few fantasies (everything subject to mutual rules):

-id give you a time and location (vaguely hidden/out of the way) and you'd wait there bent over, panties down holding your pussy open and i'd come and fuck you, leave my load in you and leave, no talking, no warm up.

-meet on a walk somewhere in the countryside, flirt, fuck, and continue on our way

-maybe you'd do something i don't like and id punish you by fucking you super hard, no warm up. more of a cnc scene

-you give me a key to your place so I can come and use you whenever I want, asleep or not

-i think id like to make a woman puke from deep throat, but maybe not. sometimes i do, sometimes not

-a cuckquean/open to threesomes that is confident/comfortable enough not to get jealous (not essential)

Somethings I won't do: scat, animals, children, permanent damage, anything that could damage either of our reputations, anything that could land us in jail, cock and ball torture.

I live in a van, flitting around the Midlands and sometimes further afield. I'm financially sound for the moment and am working on getting some businesses set up. I travel over the winter as I hate the cold. I have an Irish passport and will move away from the UK to somewhere warm once I have those businesses set up and looking after themselves. I want to travel around the world, be that in the van, or in a pickup truck, or on a bike/bicycle, or even on foot, or in a yacht; ideally i'd love to do all of those. Perpetual travel and financial freedom are my life goals. Not interested in children, although that is subject to change if I feel financially secure in the long run and I meet the right woman (don't bank on this though). I'm also usually frugal, with exceptions. I love music, I play the drums, and make electronic music on the computer, and pretty much always have music playing. Usually hip-hop/jazz, or funk/soul, or rock/metal, sometimes reggae, blues, DnB, breakcore. I love learning things, especially sciencey engineering type stuff. I like making things/DIY. I read personal development/self help books, and am constantly trying to better myself. Last year I started running and calisthenics occasionally and would love to do a marathon. I like nature and the countryside, but I do love pizza delivery and gigs too.

Ultimately I want to find my person that I'm going to grow old and die with, so if you're on a similar path/have a similar plan, then that'd be wonderful. Age range for long term i guess would have to be around my age, maybe plus or minus 8 years. Politically centre/left. Educated. Omnivore. Has hobbies/interests. Is ok with time apart. Some level of artistic/creative flair would be appreciated. Make-up, lip filler, and stuff that you have to stick on kinda gives me the ick, a little is fine and normal though. As far as monogamy; I will only consider monogamy with someone that has the potential to be long term/forever. I'm willing travel/relocate for the right woman, but no where cold or dangerous.

I think that's everything. Recently i've been told that Im cold over messaging and that in person I'm kind and generous. Reading back over this, it does seem kinda cold, but I promise im warm, positive and somewhat bubbly in person.