Hello Reddit,

I'm moving to the UK this in September and I'm looking for connections (sexual and platonic). I'm huge into hiking, fishing, and traveling. If either of those three sound exciting to you then please dm me! In the below paragraphs I will go into more detail about what I'm looking for.

Platonically speaking I'd really love to meet people who are into one of those three things I mentioned above. Just be prepared for dad jokes, stories, and my "dad" energy. My last hookup said she thought I was fucking 30 because of the way I talked even though I look like I'm 21😭. Like ma'am I'm 23 but thank you.

Sexually I am in the market for a FWB or even a romantic relationship that evolves into something. I'll be living about one hour South of Cambridge, I'd prefer you live near the city or willing to travel. I'm on the dominant side of the spectrum. I enjoy vanilla sex just as much as rough kinky sex. I have a HUGE fetish for creampies so as long as you're on birth control and comfortable with it, I'd fill you up at every opportunity. It's just so hot. And if your gag reflex is as absent as my father, even better. I would prefer someone between 18-28. I'm not particular about height. I generally prefer women who are on the slim side, but if the curves are in the right places, I'm game for women with a little extra.

Now, about me? I'm 5'7", blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, hung (see post history). I'm a finance bro, geography nerd extraordinaire, traveler, hiker, fisherman, and a lazy chef. I have been reading stocks and options since 2019, and am very passionate about investing for retirement. I also believe in staying fit being key for wellness so I workout 4-6 days a week depending on the schedule. I absolutely love traveling and plan on traveling all over Europe! I love geography and it brings me so much joy to see amazing places and learn about the people as well as their culture. I live in Germany (Rhineland-Pfalz) and I've even learned a bit of the language.

I'm always up to audio/video call if time allows and would be happy to chat and see if we're a good fit. Thank you for reading and have a great rest of your day/night :)