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50 [M4F] #Chicago-ish/ONLINE - Occasionally Bi-Curious Guy Seeks Digital Bestie
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vikingesque is a male age 50 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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Had the strangest dream. And am immediately aware that I ...

  1. have been watching too many Curb Your Enthusiasm clips on youtube, and...
  2. too much bi-bbc porn everywhere else.

Because I had the weirdest dream about an episode where Larry answers a post on RAOBJ. Then hems and haws the whole episode because the add described the cock as "big black and thick", but Larry contends the dick-pick he received was merely "long and black" and immediately concedes "impressively long and black".

Garland takes a look at the pic and argues "It's proportionally thick!". Larry goes on about how even if the ad hadn't explicitly stated it was thick, the thick was implied in big. The word spatulate keeps getting thrown around incorrectly until someone finally corrects Larry.

Eventually everyone talks Larry into going through with it. Usually remind him it's more way more BBC than he actually deserves. But mid blow job, just as Larry's getting into it, the dude says 'Yeah suck my big thick black cock.' And it sets Larry off on a rant about how it's just a long black dick.

I'm 50. Closeted bi-curious. Married (dead-bedroom). Big, bald, bearded, and bespectacled. If that was at all amusing to you: maybe we could be besties. I'm in a super bi mood right now, but not always. Would love a long-term chat buddy who understands. To be clear, Larry David is not a regular in my bi-fantasies.

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