It’s me. I’m the chubby nerd. That’s right, it’s time to put aside my customary self-deprecation for a while and hype myself up while simultaneously catering to a kinda underserved demographic of women on here (I hope).

I’m a big boy. Six foot two and uh… 250, 260 pounds? I don’t follow the exchange rate very closely. Point is, there’s more to me than the average guy - literally. I’m pretty soft all over and give excellent hugs, but I’m more than strong enough to pick you up for, well… activities. Broad shoulders, big hands, thick thighs… sounds like a recipe for the perfect boyfriend, if you ask me. I wear glasses, have grey-blue eyes, shortish brown hair and sometimes a beard - currently it’s more stubble than anything, when not clean-shaven for work.

Optional dick details: it’s decently large, close to 7 inches at full hardness - so nothing ridiculous. It’s thick, though, with a slight upwards curve I’ve been told is ‘mouthwatering.’ It’s also uncut, which is normal round here, with thick foreskin that peels back to reveal a fat, bulbous head. Heavy balls with a bit of swing to them, and I keep the bushes trimmed for comfort and courtesy but totally not to make it look bigger.

Oh yeah, I’m a high school teacher. My default outfit - when not at home in sweatpants - is button-down shirts and chinos from the local big & tall store. Delightfully nerdy, if I do say so myself - and just to make sure nobody accidentally thinks I’m cool, I also wear sweater vests.

I’m also a pretty huge (pun intended) nerd/geek. I’m a total homebody, which is clearly the only reason I’m still single, duh - I’m always at home reading, writing, gaming or lesson planning. I’m big on fantasy RPGs and books alike, Kdramas, MMOs, 4X and city builder games, D&D, sci-fi, all the usual stuff; Baldur’s Gate 3 recently consumed my entire life for about two months solid. My anime phase is a few years behind me at this point, but I had one alright. I love talking about any and all of these things and hearing what you’re into. I’ve had bad experiences with online fan forums and the like which have zero chill, but in a one-on-one context, where we can relax and geek out amiably without feeling the need to fight over the origin of lightsaber crystals or whatever? That’s the good shit right there.

Anyway, I kinda forgot that this was a DPP prompt. Let’s cover a couple things. I don’t have a lot of experience with women, but at 28 years old, I’m past the point of caring too much about that. It is what it is. I’m not interested in playing the ‘shy virgin nerd getting bullied by the popular girl’ type of role, nor the ‘ugly sweaty loser does bad stuff’ scenario. Just fully comfy scenes between consenting adults who enjoy each other’s company.

Kink-wise, I tend to think of myself as ‘vanilla but not boring.’ I’m into a pretty wide variety of things and enjoy finding new and erotic ways to combine and explore them, but I stay clear of most of the capital E Extreme things. Probably the most out-there would be futa (beloved but far from a requirement) or my breeding kink which seems to come and go like the tides. Right now it’s running hot, so if you need a big lad to pin you down and knock you up, please hit my line.

Aside from that, I’m into touching, groping, teasing, toying. Fingers in mouths or combing through hair, sliding under clothes. Clothes are big too, dressing and undressing, lingerie or a surprising lack thereof. Sneaky, risky sex, in places or situations we shouldn’t. Casual laughter and comfy positions, snuggles and cuddlefucking, and loads and loads of cum (the one thing I will always prefer to deviate from reality on). I like facesitting, eating you out, general body/body part worship, and hmm… I lean dominant, but it’s a soft kind of dominant. Lots of praise, encouragement, reassurance, rewards and teasing.

Limits are cruel stuff, noncon stuff, bathroom stuff, butt stuff, and animal stuff. There’s a more exhaustive kinklist on my profile.

As far as you/your character goes, I’m pretty open. I have, I think, an understandable preference for women on the slightly thicker side, but a little bit of size difference is also dear to my heart, so have no fear if you’re small and cute instead. Even having said that, though, it’s also true that I’m definitely a boob guy. Aside from (and overlapping with) my inclination towards fellow nerds, I’m also very fond of goth/alt/emo/punk etc vibes. Please be roughly 24 , as I’m 28 and really not comfortable with much younger partners.

I’ve kinda wound up rambling on a bit here, which is not super helpful. I do have a number of prompts lined up on my profile if you want to see a little more of how I write and what kind of scenarios light my fire, but I would encourage you to reach out just to chat if that works too. I’ve got a bit of time between slow RPs, so there’s no pressure to leap into a scene right away - but in truth I’m glad to just be a little more authentic for once, on a platform where we wear so many masks.

EDIT: Because apparently all of this still triggered some obscure removal criteria yesterday, I’ll include a scene starter below.

I’m just talking about… getting handsy. Feeling you up. Sitting you in my lap and slowly making your head spin with the way my big, strong hands roam all over your body, squeezing and gently pinching, tugging and teasing. I find it especially dizzying to slide my hands under your clothes, taking my time to run them over every inch of your body beneath the fabric, plucking and pulling until they’re sloughing off your body, rivers of soft material dangling from every extremity as you slump back against me, eyes glazing over with dazed pleasure.

There’s nothing quite like that feeling, the sensation of willing surrender as you relax and unwind, your breath growing slower save for the odd hitch when my skilled fingertips drift closer to somewhere burning hot with anticipation. My face buried in your neck, lips hungrily devouring you with wet kisses as my hands continue their journey up and down your now-revealed, supple body.

If you’ve got a particular fondness for being teased and toyed with, driven slowly wild with ever-intensifying touches, come and perch yourself on my knee and see how long it takes before you’re straddling me and plaintively begging for something more concrete, more immediately quenching of the fiery thirst building in your belly. Perhaps you’ve been feeling me slowly grow harder and hotter against your ass as I please you with my hands, making you tremble with every little shift as my fingers travel from your dripping sex back up your front to your mouth, groping your face just like the rest of you as my fingers push impatiently into your mouth or brush your hair out of the way.

Maybe you’re my spoiled, clingy girlfriend who feels most comfortable when she’s wrapped in my arms.

Maybe a best friend, throwing caution to the winds even as we try not to cross a line we can’t come back from.

Maybe a new partner, hesitant about actually being intimate but nevertheless dealing with powerful rushes of feelings and desire.

Maybe it’s the clothing kink for you, indulging in the sensation of large, warm hands slipping under your layers to grasp and knead at your most intimate, sensitive places.

Maybe it starts with a massage, targeting particular areas as you lie flat on your front before moving on to follow the soft, encouraging noises that slip from your lips every time my hands wander.

Maybe there’s a particular area you love to be touched. I admit to a fondness for letting my fingers sink into a soft, heavy pair of breasts, perhaps aching after a long and tiring day of work. Feeling their warmth, their heft, their silk-smooth softness only interrupted by the gentle bumps of nipples that my fingertips read like Braille…

Maybe it’s a free use thing, something you enjoy having done while you more or less ignore me - at least until you reach your limit and can no longer bear it.