I won't bore you with the endless details of why I'm here and what I'm looking for. It's pretty apparent I'd say considering the subreddit we're in lol. I'm 39 and I've literally never experienced anything sexual in person with anyone else aside from my significant other that I've been with for 20 years. The older I've gotten, the more I realized I've missed out on. I'm an asshole, but you're probably one too so let's cut to the chase already. I know most have a thing with "newcomers" or less experienced, but I can assure you I've had my fill of online APs over the years, I'm just craving the physical aspect at this point.
Me: 6"3, 225lbs, bearded, sarcastic, witty, crude, laid back, introverted, relatively attractive, dad bod, music fiend, and won't let you down if you're a size queen. I'm clean, hygienic, polite, respectful, and can actually hold a conversation.
You: Petite/average/slender, cute, sassy, sweet, opinionated, tattoos or piercings would be a huge bonus along with being attached or married (don't mind if you're single either obviously), clean/hygienic, and also like to have fun.
Obviously I'm flexible on most of those because finding a perfect match is like finding a damn unicorn. Snatch my soul, make me forget my name and who I am and show me what I’ve missed out on all these years. Let's inject some excitement back into our lives already. If you're interested, you know what to do next.
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