Hello Dear Reader, allow me to welcome you to a rather long but hopefully worthy read, although I promise I'll restrain my self (pun intended) and try to be as short as possible!

(I obviously did not succeed with the restraint as you can see:D Sorry! )

So Ladies and Gents, presumably mostly the latter... Since I know that I should necessary expect the attention span of a bunch of horny Redditors to be particularly long I'll make this post into three distinct categories as follows:

• In the first I'll talk about myself and will captivate you with my lovely personality
• The second part will shed some light to the sexual side of me
• While in the third and final part I'll tell you all about my intentions with this post

Although I highly encourage you to just read from top to bottom, I'll make it easier for you to skip the parts you are not interested in.

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So firstly, you may call me Matilde or Tilde... or technically I guess whatever nick name you wish see fit. As per the title I'm 38 years old, an age which I'd describe as "not young but not terrible". That being said I've always been a very active, sporty and in some sense masculine woman. I grew up doing fairly "manly stuff" hunting, tracking, sailing, rockclimbing, martial arts and so on, and I also had/have a terribly masculine professional career. I'm tall, strong and I'd say extremely capable when I need to be. Plus I occasionally depending on my last dinner may posses abs. All this really cumulates in two things:

1. I'm a woman with a mind of her own, definitely not the doormat type.
2. I can be rather scary or at least intimidating at first, regardless of how much buttons do I leave undone on my shirt dudes still tend to notice the wide shoulders and arms first. (which as you can imagine doesn't really help me on the free drinks front.)
3. My kind of sexy isn't necessarily a fancy dress, and more just wearing a sports bra as a top.

Now, that being said I obviously have plenty of pleasant experiences as well and I do hope to gather some more here, even if just online. So please don't get any of the above discourage you, and allow me to tell you why I'd by myself that hypothetical drink if I were in your shoes. And why you should definitely try this, if I may say so, rather sexy chick out despite her not being the fragile princess most guys seem to want.

There's probably no better immediate example to that, then the fact that I'm writing this post wearing the same chocolate stained sports bra as I wore yesterday and the day before, and will tomorrow as well, while at home... Yes I'm a disgusting female with "home wear" sports bra that doesn't get changed daily. And yes I did wipe my filthy fingers into my bra because I usually don't wear pants at home and that was the most fabric in my immediate vicinity when my phone rang. Whether you find this story sexy or disgusting is totally up to you, the point is that I'm not your average always perfectly dressed and hanging around in full make-up kinda chick.

Speaking of sexy... This is where the sexy second chapter starts, oh and yes this totally means that I'll try to convince you to talk to me by oversexualizing myself for the big wide world of Reddit, isn't that a marvellous idea?! :D

Allow me to present you sexy me, a truly desperate attempt to keep up your attention and convince you that I worth this much reading!

Despite what you might think I don't like to be in charge... At least not in my free time, not with the right kind of person. When I describe myself as submissive that doesn't mean that I do as I'm told without question, it simply just means that... I like organising so once again, here is a list:

It means that...

• I'm eager to be talked into giving up some control over myself and my sexuality to someone else.
• I don't mind being oversexualized for the most part, I don't mind rather forward compliments or suggestions, I don't mind a more hands on approach either and provided it's not completely out of the blue I do consider a slap or a hand on my butt as a compliment as well.
• And I guess just generally being a fan of BDSM, and being the one who suffers with, depending on the severity, more or less grace.

I just need you to understand that my submissiveness is mostly sexual and have no barring on my life outside of that.

Now, importantly I have my experiences, I'm not a "good girl", firstly at this age I'm more of a woman anyways, but jokes aside I have my in person experiences, some are more extreme, some fairly family friendly. In truth after retiring from my not so well paying job in the military and becoming a much better paid private contractor I also heavily leaned into exploring my sexuality, simply because suddenly I had the time and I didn't have to follow the socially accepted morality that closely anymore. As my second income I tend to take "jobs" as well where I become somebody's submissive or just a pretty face to look at. Regardless I though it important to say that I do not wish for any level of inclusivity between us and also, I need you to understand that I do these things because I love doing them. I love the experiences, the occasional craziness, which also means that I intend to continue with these certainly questionable gigs. The details of these endeavours are of course not secret, but I also wouldn't want to splatter them over a very public reddit post.

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This leads us to the final chapter of my definitely way too long post, the reason behind this post.

I'm looking for something way beyond a just a simple one-night sex-chat, that's just not my style, What I truly want and need is some level of connection and continuity. Therefore in short I'm looking for a fun, intelligent, dominant and slightly misogynistic friend. And please allow me to elaborate on all this so you can see if you'll fit into this picture I've drawn up in my head.

I'd love us to be able to have healthy debates and conversations about whatever really, including divisive social and political topics... It's safe to say that I love someone who can captivate my mind!

On the other hand I also hope that we'd be able to exchange occasional messages, while we just relax, and I'd also love someone I can talk about all the craziness in my life currently when I just need to went or need some conformation that I'm not a total asshole and the arch-enemy of womankind for doing some of these things (because it sometimes may feel that way).

Sometimes I just need to relax, and talk and/or play a game or whatever.

Finally I want all this sawn together with way too much sexualization, flirting, teasing and that is what I describe as slight misogyny. Misogyny to me, here, only means sexual misogyny, that I perhaps need to be reminded every now and then that as a woman I do not really have the right to overdressed while talking to the lovely chosen Redditor. Maybe I need to be forced to tease, edge or slightly tortured myself during all these activities we do together... Why? Well because I'm a woman and that is what I deserve. Give up some control when in my free time, because who am I as a woman to make such decisions as when to (if at all) orgasm or stop or even how dare I decide when I get to pee if that is your thing. I'd truly implore my lovely misogynistic Reddit friend to commit to raining me in, it won't happen immediately but hopefully I worth the struggle.

I trust you to craft a fun latter that will excel at both capturing my attention and forcing me to calm myself down and change my panties after reading. However, I'd love to give you some guidelines, a few things I wish for you to include so that I can see how well I can click initially with your take on this whole thing.

1. I'd love if you could include a list of... let's say 5 things that fall under that misogyny part. Things I should be prepared to give up control over or rules to follow if I were to pick you as my friend/master/companion or whatever else you wish to be referred to as.
2. I'm sure you'll include a compliment somewhere along the way, but I also want you to tell me something you don't like about me.
3. I'd love to know if you play chess... I love playing games occasionally, but my library of video games is vastly limited, due to me not really being the fan of most, but I do like chess. :D
4. Give me one of your controversial opinions on politics or anything in the social sphere
5. And finally just please confirm that you are okay with me continuing with my adventures outside of Reddit. (Whether you wanna hear about them or not is totally up to you and your decision will be 100% respected)

Of course you are very welcome and encouraged to extend this list with whatever else you want to add. Your goal is twofold, make me interested in you as person I wanna hang out with, and while simultaneously force me to add my panties to the laundry pile due to leakage issues after reading the message.

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Finally I just want to thank you for reading all of my rambling... As you can see I talk a lot compared to what in my experience is expected from a "submissive" woman, but luckily most nipple clamps these days are adjustable, so we can always just tighten the screw to make me focus on the pain more and talk less!

Yours in probably way to much clothing,

Matilde