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Chaos had erupted in the emergency ward of ‘Her Lady of Perpetual Ecstasy’ Hospital, in the normally sleepy town of Knobbs End. It seemed like everything that could go wrong had decided to go wrong at once. The hospital was short staffed, you see, and patients were beginning to spill out into the sterile corridors without enough beds to house them all. Nurses rushed from patient to patient in a perpetually frazzled state, making mistakes that did nothing but compound the disastrous situation. Suppositories were being handed out as oral medication, sick and angry patients were surrounding the nurses demanding to be treated, and the two shrimpy, old, balding, attending physicians had crumbled under the pressure and had locked themselves in the supply closet where they were currently crying in a foetal position.
“It’s no use!” Exclaimed Kathy, the busty and gorgeous head nurse, trying to push past a mob of people to reach the reception desk “We’ll need a miracle to be able to treat all these people!”
“No, not a miracle.” Replied Samantha, who had been forced to perform a prostate exam right out in the hallway in full view of everyone. “We need-“
But her words were interrupted when, with a truly thunderous crash, the front double doors to the emergency ward flew open like the doors of an old time saloon. They had been propelled forward with the strength of a Spartan kick, almost being ripped off of their hinges in the process. Everyone in the hospital turned, and what they saw there, framed by an almost ethereal glow that backlit his hulking figure was none other than...
“Dr. Hardstones~!” All the nurses exclaimed at once.
The man was far and away the most gorgeous specimen that the gods had ever created. With the bone structure of a Grecian deity, thick and lustrous brown hair that flowed yet never seemed to be even a strand out of place, a jaw so sharp and square that it could cut steel, and muscles so well defined that you could practically see the veins on his arms pushing against his perfectly fitted lab coat.
“Sorry I’m late, ladies.” The doctor says with a smile so bright that the people closest to him need to shield their eyes, and a voice so rich and velvety that you could practically drown in it “What seems to be the problem?”
Not waiting for an answer, the doctor begins to walk casually through the packed hospital corridor, as the patients and nurses alike part for him as if he were Moses crossing the Red Sea. He tosses a casual wink to Kathy who was now behind the reception desk, and immediately her legs turn to quivering jelly beneath her, as her panties moisten and she climaxes on the spot. As the doctor approaches, one man holds up a severely broken arm with tears in his eyes, and the doctor wastes no time in grabbing it and twisting, causing the bone to immediately straighten and set with a vicious crack.
“Thanks Doctor Hardstones!” Says the man, vigorously waving his now inexplicably healed arm.
“Doctor! Doctor! Help us, she’s choking.” Screams nurse Leslie, from a few metres away, pointing to a woman who had indeed gasped so deeply when the doctor walked in that a grape she had been nibbling went halfway down her windpipe.
The Doc walked over to the woman and immediately began to unbuckle the belt of his perfectly tailored trousers “Hold her steady, Nurse.” Says Doctor Hardstones, unsheathing for the entire hospital to see, what is truly the most magnificent cock that anyone could imagine. Practically golden bronze, harder than tungsten plated steel, long enough to make a horse jealous, and thick enough to double as a battering ram “I’m prescribing 500 CC’s of Dr. Brock Hardstone’s special medicine.”
Leslie did her best to focus on holding the woman, but didn’t need to as the choking lady had practically gone completely still with enamoured fixation.
“Administering oesophageal injection in 3… 2… 1…”
Whud “Huuagh” ghuck “mmmm”
In one swift strike the doctor had thrust his entire goliath cock into the choking woman’s airway and when he yanked it back out again a plump purple grape came flying out with the force of a bullet. Wasting no time in thanking him, the woman had dove back on to his now saliva coated testament to the male species, and was lovingly impaling herself as her gags echoed through the hospital corridors.
“Oh Doctor, you’re amazing” said Leslie, Standing up and fanning herself. She pushed her ample bosom against the doctor, who wrapped one massive arm around the nurse. “And also, I need to tell you, and I don’t care who hears it... Brock, I’m pregnant and it’s yours!”
The doctor smiled and stroked the nurses cheek, causing her pussy to leak like a torn umbrella in a rainstorm “Oh Linda, this is a glorious day.” Replied the doctor, over the sounds of the woman literally retching as his cock tickled her trachea.
“Oh, it’s… uh, Leslie.” She corrected
“Of course it is, Lisa.” Then he pulled her towards his Adonis frame and kissed her so vigorously that the baby spontaneously became twins.
As they kissed, and his grateful patient continued to suck, a man cane streaming through the corridor with his arms full of small prescription bottles. A nurse came running down the hall after him and screamed in a panic, “Dr. Hardstones! Please! That man is stealing all of the hospital’s viagra!”
Without breaking the kiss the doctor timed up a perfectly directed karate chop that hit the man directly on the back of the neck as he ran past. The foolish criminal dropped like a tonne of bricks and small blue pills went spilling across the floor. Tearing his lips away from his newest baby momma, the doctor laughed like a jovial king “Free viagra for all!”
And with a mad frenzy the somehow completely cured male patients began scrambling to imbibe the pills while the now equally healthy females dutifully began to strip off their hospital gowns. So began the great Knobbs End orgy of 2019.
Thanks Dr. Brock Hardstones!
Anatomy exam tomorrow, who wants to help me revise?
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