The Milk Maiden - The tan and wide white spotted Jersey cow. She is large, rotund, fed, with perfect udders: fleshy pink, wobbly yet firm, sporting large soft teats. She loves to eat, sleep, and graze; a bit of a hedonist, and has imaginations of a higher seat in the pecking order. Though, honestly lacks the energy to really tryhard. Slightly bratty, a bit self confident… but if worked on (the exact right way) she produces the most delicious, thick, fatty milk. It’s. So. Good. The finest whole cream. Popular among the herd, as she can be vicious, however - because of her laissez-faire lifestyle in the paddock, the other girls have it out for her. They need to impress their farmer extra vehemently and throughly, to stay noticed.

The Dairy Slut - Milk. It’s all about the Milk with this purebred dairy cow. Being strapped to that milking harness is her happy place. Quantity over quality, her enthusiasm for anything else informs a slightly pathetic doe-eyed pout, making her look quite hollow. A bit of a gormless cock sleeve. Submissive to the nth degree, this sopping wet milky slut’s main agenda, from the moment she wakes until the moment her head hits the hay; is getting those shiny pumps attached to her udders (along with her cunt and engorged arsehole). Getting milked and being pumped is all this wanton whore wants and needs, and cumming over, and over again with those relentless pulsating suctions just makes her feel… Free. She’s free use, and three holes filled - at all times.

The Waygu Whore - the prized heifer. The ultimate gift of a submissive, sexually creative, bull worshiping whore. She’s supple, flexible, and well kept. She’ll do anything for her farmer. Anything. Absolutely. Anything. He. Asks of her. She’s soft, curvy, and feminine. Breedable. Fertile. Constantly on heat. Her cervix is tight, dealing any ropey deposits of cum inside her warm tummy. Sweeping curves, with sharp features and deep, watering hole blue eyes. She demands respect, then rests back on her knees then rump, and begs you to treat her with no respect at all. This is one classy cow, who is also just pure shamelessness.

Daisy - Oh, Daisy. The new addition to the herd, Daisy isn’t really sure what the actual bit-chomping fuck she’s doing here. Amongst the older, more experienced cows, she melts away some what, but her farmer likes the idea of a blank slate, to teach. Firmly but fairly. Curiosity got the better of her, and she’s now experienced things she never thought possible. Though Daisy has been hooked in to this situation (lined, and sinkered too) - she can’t even comprehend how intoxicating her new lifestyle is, and how her purpose as a milk producing set of mooing holes is now becoming all that much clearer. Daisy is very willing, but until recently, innocently inexperienced. She’s learning, and thirsty for it. Her shyness is open to be spanked out of her, as she is an absolute masochist. A real pain slut. It makes her feel alive in all the right places. Degradation through education is what Daisy needs going forward, and that’s been contracted with her Farmer. She’s also yet to be branded, or rented out to the neighbourhood Bulls.

The Buxom Bovine - An obedient, passive, basic, monstrous set of udders. The Buxom Bovine is only in the herd because of her assets, and they are the most magnificent set of udders that have ever undulated from an undercarriage. Truly perfect. It’s a shame about the rest of her. Well almost all the rest. BB does not get cunt fucked. Ever. This cow is anal only, for the only reason that her arsehole’s quality can only be matched by her udders. So, two reasons she’s at the bottom of the herd. She can auto-gape her juicy, plump bumhole just by resting her front hooves down flat against the floor, and lifting her rear slightly, pulling gently on her cheeks. The sound when her dirty fuck hole pops open. That’s moosic to her farmers ears. She can take two bulls at a time in her arse - the only way her bolted up cunt will get any pleasure whatsoever. Thick cocks, rubbing and fucking together deep inside her, just the other side of her pussy’s fleshy wall. That being said, recently - for some fucked up reason, her Farmer is seriously entertaining the idea of removing the piercings holding her labia, clit and lips tightly shut. Imagine how that would feel for BB. Imagine unlocking your cunt and having it seen to, after only having your butt filled for years.

Let me know your favourite, and give me a Moo. I’m 33 from the UK. If you’re humorous, creative, and kinky - chances are we’ll get along just fine.