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You probably wonder how I got here, right? A fancy Five Star Restaurant where you probably have to book your table at least six months in advance and only get tiny bites on each plate, but instead work through fifteen different courses. Yeah, me too.
All started about 8 months ago, at the end of my Sophomore Year of College. Single as I was I swiped through your usual Dating Apps, Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, you name it. Usually I have my Age Filter set around my own Age, 19 to 25 as a maximum, but one Day I raised that, just out of pure curiosity. So from 19-25 it went up to 35-45.
Admittedly, I've always enjoyed MILF Porn, so my Dumbass probably thought he could score his own Porn MILF. Well, most of the Ladies there weren't really my type. Some were kinda cute, but nothing I'd necessarily swipe right on. That is until I found the one!
Kendra, 45 - she doesn't look a Day older than maybe 30. According to her Profile she's a Manager at a small, local Shopping Chain, newly divorced with one Daughter who moved cross Country for College. There are a few pictures of her doing some Garden work, one at the Gym, a couple pics of her out Partying, and last but not least one that seems to be a Pool Party.
Yes, she may be old enough to be my Mom, but she also is a natural 10/10. So of course I swiped right. After closing the App again I quickly forgot about her again, when I suddenly got a Push Notification a few hours later - 'Kendra matched you! Don't waste any time and say Hi!'.
Well, I didn't even need to waste any time cause she took the initiative into her own Hand and messaged me first with a quippy little pick-up line if I accidentally slipped when setting the Age Slider.
From there things developed rather quickly. We immediately had a great chemistry, and so we decided to actually meet up a couple Days later. We met at a Bar, just some casual drinks, a little snack, you know the drill.
Things went amazing, and so we ended up back at her place. A few more drinks and clothes started coming off. We had an amazing Night together. The next morning I made some of my patented Pancakes, we had breakfast in bed before we went for Round #2...or was it already #4 at this point? After I left we of course stayed in touch. Maybe we met two or three more times that week, and things went swimmingly.
Now you might ask 'Okay, but if you match so well together, why aren't you dating?' - that's an excellent question and I'll tell you!
One Night we where at Kays place, we had some amazing Dinner together, enjoyed a movie while we cuddled on the Couch and shared a Bucket of Ice Cream. The whole Fluff. Well, I was venting about some financial struggles, College Life is College Lifeing, you probably know the pain. That's when Kendra offered me to cover some of my costs, as a little 'Thank You' for being around so much.
Even though she does a great job at hiding it, the pain of being all alone now after being divorced for about a year, and Samantha, her daughter, moving away sometimes really gets to her.
She earns good money herself, and got quite the bit of change from her Ex in the divorce, so she definitely isn't struggling. And since we agreed that taking it a step further isn't probably that good of an idea, at least for now, we agreed on Kendra kinda sorta becoming my 'Sugar Mommy' in all but the actual spoken word.
Now after you've learned so much of my Life you may or may not be wondering what I look like that I actually scored the hottest Women on this Planet.
Well, I'm just a normal, white Dude really. The Name's Marcus, most of my friends call me MK. I'm 6'3 tall, have semi-short dark blonde hair with a matching, well groomed 7-Day Beard that's my biggest Pride. My eyes are a deep blue, I've been told they look like the Ocean. That was a great Day.
Aside from that there isn't much to me really, I play on the Schools Basketball Team - though admittedly 'Play' is a bit of a stretch. I'm a walk-on, so going to a relatively big D1 School I only ever see a few minutes in garbage time, if even that. Either way, it keeps me in good shape, though I'm not super shredded like prime Arnold Schwarzenegger. In Tuning Terminology you could say I'm a 'Sleeper Build'.
As I said I'm in my 2nd Year, I'm studying 'Business Management & Marketing'. You won't believe how boring the BM part of the course is, but well, at least Marketing is fun. Also I took the Minor in Japanese. I'd love to visit the Country one Day, so I thought that might come in handy...obviously for my potential future job as well.
When I'm not hanging over my books studying, or shooting some Hoops at the Gym, you most likely find me in my Dorm playing Videogames or watching Movies or YouTube Videos or whatever. I'm a bit of an introvert, so while I'm definitely not a Loner, I often just like to enjoy spending time by myself.
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Now, first of all thanks for reading all of that. If you got this far I'm just assuming you found something about my waffling from the top of the dome somewhat interesting, so I hope you'll message me!
A few more things about myself. I'm 25 years old and live in Central Europe (that's GMT 1), I'm Bisexual myself so absolutely Queer friendly (I'd honestly love to implement some fruity fun in the Story if you're down!). I ONLY play on Discord. If you're interested in playing this, slide into my DMs, NOT CHAT, so we can get to know each other a bit. It would be awesome if you'd message me with your Kinklist and what idea you might have for the Story.
As I said at the Start, I don't have a full fletched Story thought out, but I'd love to brainstorm together.
Just to throw in a few ideas, obviously a fluffy Romance would be an obvious choice. That definitely can be fun, if we don't make it to much Slice of Life, I usually find those pretty boring to be honest.
Maybe it becomes something Darker. Is Kendra's Shop used as a cover for a Drug smuggling or Sex trafficking Ring? Is she actually the Wife of an internationally wanted Warmonger who hides in plain sight?
Are we actually in a Soft FemDom World where all Roles are reversed and Women are seen as the strong Gender, while Men do jobs like staying at Home and taking care of the Kids?
The possibilities really are endless, so tell me what you're thinking! I'd love to hear your input.
My Kinks are wide open really, I definitely can send you my full Kinklist later. Limits include, but aren't limited to, Stuff like: Vore, heavy Gore, Poop, Vomit, Diapers, Chastity, heavy BDSM, ...
Now I hope that covers everything for now. I'd love to soon see your orange envelopes fly in! I'll head to bed now, so please don't expect a response immediately, I'll definitely get back to you. I hope y'all have a wonderful Day or Night now, whatever it is wherever you currently are! 💜
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