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I'm sure no one is going to believe me. But if you do believe me or you're at least willing to suspend your disbelief just by 1% to message me and give me a chance, that would be nice.
As improbable as it may seem, my wife has a cock now. It happened a few months ago. She was out of town traveling for work. I got a series of frantic texts and phone calls, but with the time difference I missed them. She'd woken up in her hotel room, and there it was. I was seriously, seriously concerned for her mental health by the time I talked to her. Then she sent me a pic to prove it. Her in front of the mirror at the hotel. There it was.
But you know how you're sometimes skeptical something until you've seen it in person? That was me. It seemed like an elaborate prank until she got home. It was after midnight, but not two minutes after stepping through the door, she's dropping luggage to the floor and pulling down her sweatpants. There it was. Not a strap-on, not a toy. Unmistakable and unfathomable, but undeniable: a cock.
And there it's been since then. Obviously there have been a lot of ... adjustments, I guess you'd call them. I won't go into them here. We've managed to keep it secret from everyone. Talking about it is supposed to be good for you, and I don't have anyone else to talk to. Maybe that could be you. I am interested in a real conversation, exchanging thoughts and answering questions. DM or Chat is okay, Chat is maybe preferred.
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