It finally happened. The proverbial straw that broke the camel's back came crashing down and I just thought *fuck it...I'm done*. Too many years behind a corporate desk with too many reports that had too many bullshit bingo words. Too many bosses at work. And one too many at home. I felt like that guy in the Sheryl Crow Song "All I Wanna Do" and have a little fun before I die.

I knew it was time to reinvent myself. So I decided that I'd do the things I've always wanted to do since my formative days in the late 60's. Let my hair grow long, get an earing and a tattoo. It was time to live my life for me and to travel the country, get high and meet women. Lots of women who are free spirits like myself and who would appreciate a man who knows how to eat pussy. Because I love dining at the "Y" and that diner was closed at home.

I set my plan in motion, got a divorce and bought a 68 VW bus. Retro-fitted the back to becopme a camper. Bed, small fridge and upgraded sound system. Even put a black light in it, just because it would be a conversation piece. I bought a vanity plate that read:"MSTCHRDE", laugh at myself for thinking I'm too clever and wonder if a mustache ride really tickled a pussy.

I glanced at my reflection in the clean glass of the bus. Kind blue eyes stare back from my reflection. 60 year old white guy with average looks. Dad bod from too many year behind a desk. Gray hair, slightly long, with mustache and goatee. I lick my lips as I adjust my slightly larger than average dick and get a semi-erection as I think about all the women I'm about to seduce.

My plan is to eat so much pussy I gain weight.

I climb in the VW, put on my shades and crank up the Grateful Dead. Have "Mustache Ride" will travel and he's coming to a location near you.

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So there you have it. I'm looking for someone to be a writing partner in a ST / LT RP. How did we meet? Were you a hitchhiker on the road? Left behind at a truck stop? Bartender at some backroad speakeasy? Possibly a bored housewife who I stop to help change a flat on your car? I want a tattoo, are you the Artist? How about the bored clerk at Clair's when I come in for an earing. Or maybe we play several different vignettes after various one night stands as I move on down the road. Lots of options available for you to act out different fantasies. A veritable kink one-stop-shop.

I prefer Reddit DM for story continuity and Reddit chat for any out of character discussion about prompt. I also I can usually respond once per day or so. RL takes priority so sometimes could be a longer absence. One thing I can promise though is to never ghost you. And I'll never ask for pics or personal information unless you decide to share.

**My kinks:*\* Age gap (me older / you younger), BJ / deep throat, cunnilingus / 69, ass play / rimming (both ways), squirting, light bondage, gentle dom / sub (can go either way), dirty talk, 420 friendly.

**Excludes:*\* underage (18 only), violence, snuff, gore, vore, watersports, defecation, pain, hard bdsm, humiliation.

I'm looking forward to reading about how your panties hit the floor