It's a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl. Boy goes on great date with girl. Boy and girl find out after date that they have fucking great sexual chemistry because she's got a big submissive streak that he can bring out. Boy and girl have progressively better kinky sex as relationship develops. Girl asks boy to buy some fun items for the bedroom. Boy enthusiastically agrees. And then, for definitely non-sexual chemistry reasons, boy and girl break up before the items have had any real use.

So now I have a bag at the root of my bed that's feeling a bit neglected. The items inside it yearn to touch skin. Go round wrists. Or necks. Or in... other places.

And there are parts of me similarly feeling underused. The palm of my hand. The harsh degrading tongue. The gripping and squeezing fingers. The teasing, filthy mind with many ideas...

......

If the above appeals, then you're the girl I'm looking for. Somewhere around my age - 25 to 35 ish? Petite or slim enough for me to throw around. Good aftercare will be provided, limits obviously observed - I want you to be content and happy. But also, y'know, to feel like a man's little fucktoy. Have a big thing for brunettes, long hair, and corrupting innocent minds.

Me? I'm 30, 5'11ish, somewhere around 85kg, white, grad working in a professional sphere. Brown-haired, blue-eyed, tolerably fit enough, relatively attractive apparently (the words handsome, cute, and sweet are usually what's thrown out in compliments, but not hot, so apparently don't give off fuckboi vibes). Single, distressingly English, busy professional (so discreet), and happy to host (zone 2ish south of the river).

Let's clarify - I'm not looking for someone only interested in being a pen pal, as I can write dirty things about what I want to do to a girl just fine by myself. Also please respond with a tiny bit more than hey - I find writing ability attractive, in case you couldn't guess from this mini-novella. More than happy (and would encourage) meeting for normal drinks first, and to exchange photos before - practice safe meets, people.

On these dark, cool nights, you know that what you really want to do is be warming up a man's bed.