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I want to be a pineapple! Help?
When I was a kid, I always watched Spongebob. I thought his pineapple house was so cool. Lately I decided that I'm not actually human, but instead, a pineapple.
I have decided to live out my dream to become a pineapple. I have grown out my green hair and spiked it up into the green parts on the pineapple. I then glued yellowish brown roof shingles to my body. I now look exactly like a pineapple, and get compliments wherever I go. I also ate a sponge the other day, as well as a snail to make myself more like the pineapple from Spongebob.
That pineapple is my idol, and I have become just like my idol.
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