For several years, I’ve been a nude beach predator. Let me explain:

Normally, I prowl at night, crawling around through the sand and pinching the genitalia of unsuspecting people while they’re in the nude. Sometimes I like to think of myself as a human crab, ready to please my pinchers.

Even in the news, I was referred to as a serial genital pincher. The news anchors always advised frequent beach-goers to wear cups to protect their genitals from me, but they never did.

One night, I was out on my nightly stroll walking towards the beach. It was dark out, so nobody could see me. I always wore a sand-colored trench coat to blend in with the sand, along with a ski mask to cover my identity.

As I’m scouting out the beach, I spot the perfect victim - Elderly male, about late 70’s in age, and naked. I say old people are the perfect victims because they normally break their hips when trying to get away from me, and they never hear or see me coming because they’re all basically deaf and blind.

I lay down and begin crawling towards my victim. I feel my cock gradually getting harder, as it drags through the sand. The act of pinching another man’s ballsack always got me worked up and extremely hard.

At this point I’m a few feet in front of my victim. He doesn’t suspect a thing, as I lay still, watching him intently. I look around the beach and it appears he’s the only one here.

“It looks like today’s your lucky day, old man”, I whisper, quietly.

Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain on the tip of my cock. I quickly got up and looked down. There, hanging off of my cock, was a little crab. I frantically started running, trying to get this little crab off my cock. I was extremely angry because I thought it pinch-blocked me.

I didn’t realize I was running towards my victim, who had sat up and was watching me with a look of shock. Before I knew it, I ended up tripping into my victim, with my cock going straight into his throat. He tried pushing me off, but he was too weak. I started thrusting into his mouth, using his uvula as a punching bag for my cock.

Quickly, blood started gushing out of his mouth, spraying out the sides with each forceful thrust. I grabbed the back of his head and leaned back, while I fondled his genitals. As soon as I pinched his nutsack, I instantly started filling his cheeks full of cum.

I pulled my cock out of his mouth, and watched as my seed oozed out of his cockholster, followed by the little crab staggering out. His face looked like an explosion at the yogurt factory. Suddenly I heard a scream in the distance. I looked over and it appeared to be his wife, watching in horror. It looked as if she was on the phone.

I reached down and got a few good pinches on his ball sack one last time, before fleeing into the darkness.