I am a manscaper. I like to keep myself tidy down below but to this point it has just been with clippers and a razor. I finally decided to pull the trigger on waxing and got online and found a place that advertised male waxing so I called and set up an appointment.

I walk in and it is a one woman shop in the corner of a store. The owner/operator was getting there at the same time I was and introduced herself. Maybe a mid 30’s very attractive Colombian woman with huge tits.

The set up is basically a room of glass windows with just enough room for a table and all the waxing equipment necessary. She went outside and put on a scrub top and came in and put her gloves and stuff on. At this point she looks at me and says “ok, take your clothes off, take everything off” so while she stands there half looking at me and half not I strip. Now I have no real problem being naked in front of people but actually stripping in front of someone is a lot more personal and embarrassing but thrilling at the same time. So I strip every stitch off including my socks and stand there naked as the day I was born.

At this point she starts questioning me about what I have in mind. I tell her I want my back, butt, and partial Brazilian. Meaning I want to leave a little up top but the rest can go. The whole time she is looking and pointing and discussing. I’m thinking this probably could have been covered before I was naked but whatever. So she tells me to go ahead and get up on the table laying on my back. I do as I’m told and it strikes me just how naked I am. With nothing but a door and some glass with a few shades drawn between me and the world.

I climb up on the table and lay down and she has me draw my feet up and lay my knees out to the side. At this point she comes in with her scissors and starts giving my pubes a trim. I express again that I don’t want all of it taken off and she says “oh, you don’t want a full Brazilian?” “No” I say and she asks if she can go ahead and trim the rest of me anyway. No problem.

Here is where it starts to get interesting (and embarrassing). She uses her hand to move my cock from side to side and continues trimming. I look down and notice I have a little chub going on. I start my mantra “don’t get hard, don’t get hard, don’t get hard” and try to think about unsexy things.

Satisfied with the trim she lays a few strips of the waxing cloth on my legs and turns to get some wax on a stick. All while my cock is still in her hand. She applies the wax and goes to work. Continuing to move my junk this way and that but never releasing me completely. “Don’t get hard, don’t get hard, don’t get hard”... I got hard. Not a little hard but full on teenage boner hard.

Now I am sure she has seen it all before but I’m still mortified and embarrassed and enjoying the experience just a little. And then she comments... “oh, he’s cooperating.” I say “cooperating?” And she said “yes. It is easier to do this when he is big. The skin is tight that way and makes it easier. When it is small it is much harder to wax”

FML

So she continues the waxing (taking a few patches of skin off my balls in the process, but she warned me this could happen) and then proceeds to lean in really close with the tweezers to get the few stubborn hairs left. At this point she wipes everything off with a wet towel and then spreads some cream over the entire area. The. Entire. Area. I’m afraid this is about to go down a road I didn’t bring enough money for.

So the front being done she tells me to go ahead and stand up and have a look. I do as instructed and she has me feel everything to make sure I’m happy. Boner is partially gone now but by no means flaccid. She does a quick wipe down of the table and tells me to lay down on my stomach. I climb back on the table thankful that my manliness is now hidden.

She said the hard part is over and then waxed my back and my butt. Now I wanted the crack and stuff too and I think she knew I was nervous she was going to forget because she said “don’t worry, I will get the rest in a minute, just let me finish here”. So again she waxed and inspects and then spreads the cream.

“Ok, get up on hands and knees and turn around for me, face the other way”. So again I comply and do as I’m asked finding it hilarious and humiliating and oddly erotic that I’m moving around on all fours completely naked for this hot stranger.

At this point. She tells me to drop to my elbows and leave my butt in the air. She reaches in and spreads my knees so that I am really exposed. Face down, ass up and my still mostly erect cock and balls hanging in a very obvious manner. She starts to wax the crack and taint area and then eventually gets to the butthole. I swear I thought she was going to stick her finger in my ass.

I look back between my legs and make eye contact and at the same time notice that I have a solid string of leaking jizz reaching from the tip of my cock all the way to the table. FML. When she turns to get more wax I reach back and knock the drippy string off. I can’t handle any more ridiculousness.

So she finally finishes up and said “ok, all done. You can get up now”. I stand up and notice that she is between me and my clothes and there is no way around so I just stand there, naked and full chub while she explains to me the aftercare and when I should come back for the next session. I just want to get dressed. To top it all off, she puts a little more of the cream on the back of her hand and offers it to me. I take it on my finger and look at her like what am I suppose to do and she says “spread that on your balls”. So I fondle my balls with the cream. And she finally moves around me so I can get dressed.

I thank her and offer my appreciation for not making it any more awkward than it needed to be considering my reaction. She smile and gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek (while I’m still completely naked) and told me to come back in a month of so.