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I stole $5 from my teacher when I was in 3rd grade
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my 3rd grade teacher was taking something out of her pocket. she was wearing tight jeans so when she took her hand out she unknowingly pulled out a $5 bill. it fell to the ground and she walked away back to her seat. I was sitting up front she was beside me when the money fell to the ground. I dont remember what went through my head when I decided to quickly pick it up and stuff it into my pocket before she reached her seat and turn around. I could think of two reasons why I did it. first, it was probably cuz there was a small candy shop across the street that I never had any money to buy anything. second was cuz if the fact that I didn't really my 3rd grade teacher. she was mean and turned my entire world of math upside. I mean I had just perfected addition and subtraction and now you're gonna kick the plus sign over and ambush the minus sign with two periods AND give us a worksheet of 50 problems of "multipliwhat"? and "divihuh"?...I sat there just completely confused. I didn't even know these things existed. soooo what I did was just take the two numbers and put them side by side as my answer and turned it in. I got my results back and whaddya know I got one correct!........ 0x0=00....👍

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