So, let me paint you a picture: I'm a tall, good-looking, and athletically fit guy in my mid-40s, rockin' the double masters degree while jet-setting across the globe. You name it, I'm into it - biking, gymming, movies, camping, traveling, reading; I'm like a hobby connoisseur! But hang on, I'm not just about the fancy things in life, I'm a total foodie, and I swear by my love for ice cream – it's like my lifelong commitment.
Now, let's get real for a moment - my love life is missing that special "oomph" due to some unfortunate medical issues with my spouse. But don't worry, I haven't gone down the call girl route; I'm on the hunt for something more meaningful, something that doesn't involve breaking the law!
As far as vices go, I don't drink or smoke (but hey, I won't judge if you do). Health is my jam, and yeah, I'm STI free – like, duh, that's a no-brainer! And guess what? I've got a wicked sense of humor, and I genuinely care about the people I'm with. So, you better be ready for some serious laughter and fun times.
Now, imagine this: our first meeting – coffee shop, public place, basic pleasantries. Next date? Oh, I'm ordering some spicy, hot takeout from an ethnic restaurant. Yeah, we're gonna chow down, relax, watch something juicy, and, well, enjoy each other's company - wink, wink.
Listen, I'm all about the simple pleasures, and I hope you are too! Race, size, superficial stuff – that's all irrelevant. What matters is our genuine connection, and let's face it, a bit of horniness sprinkled in doesn't hurt.
So, are you ready for some long-term FWB action? We'll care for each other, be best buds, and indulge in some memorable moments together. Oh, and beware – I've been told I'm a phenomenal kisser. So, if you're up for an adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and spicy shenanigans, I'm just a message away!
Yours in the pursuit of kinky humor and good hygiene,