(EDIT: If it wasn't already painfully clear and obvious, I'm not looking to roleplay, and I'm not looking for any sort of FWB thing. Sorry.)

Howdy howdy all! I've been searching and reaching out instead of posting and to be blunt, it's been mostly fruitless. I've met some genuinely amazing people, but I've also met some real shitheads lmao. Maybe posting instead of reaching out will attract more amazing people. One can hope, right?

Aanyways, Hi! My name is Jason. I'm a 22 year old indecisive switchy geek who lives in/around Kansas City, though my search isn't just limited to that area.

-Red Flags- I've always loved ads that put red flags right at the beginning. It shows that you're aware of your flaws, and are either working on them, or managing them.

I'm a nervous wreck. I worry about absolutely everything. I worry about my job, I worry about my animals, I worry about my friends, I worry about the world literally imploding lmao. Anxiety management is something I'm working on, one step at a time. I also have extreme performance anxiety from anything that puts any major pressure on my already self conscious brain. Things like driving with a passenger, taking good pictures of myself, or messing up something publicly and making a spectacle of myself.

-What I'm looking for- My perfect relationship is one not far off from a vanilla relationship, but with a heavy sprinkling of kink. I'm an absolute hopeless romantic so I love the idea of "my person". Someone all mine who I can confide in and trust to be there at the end of the day, and someone I can do the same for. Mutual care is a big thing for me, I invest a lot of attention and care into my partner and having that reciprocated is the world to me. I very much like to take my time when talking to a potential partner, though. I've had several people think I'm friend zoning them because I use words like "Dude" and treat them like a "bro" and I don't rush into anything. Rushing into relationships is a surefire way to get your heart broken, and the heart of someone you might really care about, even if they aren't necessarily the perfect person for you.

-About Me- I have no idea what to put here, honestly. I'm awful at making ads lmao. I really hope that isn't too obvious. I'm a geek. I'm into technology and how it works, high(ish) end audio, video games (how original), any and all animals, and I've been getting into cars as of late, more specifically hybrid cars. Hybrid technology is fucking cool. I love cooking, watching documentaries on weird niche topics, audiobooks, standup comedy, cross stitching, going out with friends, fishing, camping, off-roading, and going on hikes. Those last few are a little hard though since I'm new to the area and have no idea where to go to do said things (mainly hikes).

I'm child-free, respectfully agnostic, a liberal leaning centrist, and other than 420, drug and disease free. I don't drink often either, maybe once every two weeks or so.

I have a very positive and upbeat attitude, or I try to, at least. I definitely have my low moments, but in general I try to be the one in stressful situations that stays level-headed and keeps a positive outlook, even though I'm not always successful. Nobody's perfect, y'know? I'm absolutely a clown. I love making people laugh, and I love all the different styles/types of humor. My deflection style is 100% humor., I actually wanted to be a comic for a really long time, but I'm too easily flustered/heckled to do it for a career.

Speaking of careers, I am extremely career driven. I work hard at any job I have, even in terrible working conditions. My current job is fast paced and stressful, but I work with nothing but wonderful people so that isn't as much of an issue as it has been in the past.

Despite my upbeat attitude and need to make everyone around me laugh, I am not a social butterfly. I clam up a bit around new people unless I have someone with me to help me loosen up, and crowds of people give me anxiety after being around them for long enough. The term "social battery" is very apt in my case, and it drains quicker the larger the crowd I'm around.

-Kinks- Honestly, discussing my kinks openly in an ad is... uncomfortable, to say the least. There will be hundreds of nameless, faceless people who will eventually read this and the idea is unnerving, to say the least. I'll be posting a list on my profile because I believe sexual compatability is important, but discussing it any further will have to come after we get to know each other a little better. Sexual compatability is important, but uncomfortable to actually discuss. When I get more comfortable with the person I'm talking to though, it becomes much easier to talk about it.

Anyways, I'll cut it off here so I'm not here typing this out all day and it isn't a pain to read lmao. If you're not interested, no sweat at all! If you are interested though, I'd love to hear from you 😊 Either way, I hope you have a fantastic weekend!