I screwed up the m and f last time. At least the 4 was in the right spot. 1 for 3!

I posted two weeks ago on a very regretful day/week and I wanted to try this again, because, I hope people’s mood has been lifted and……… I am bored on this train ride.

Here begins the awkward, “writing about yourself” thing were we trying to sound cool and interesting but the problem is, I am horribly boring and tragically mediocre. I’m like the, has a budget and eats plain yogurt, kind of boring.

I only speak one language, and I can barely speak or type it well. I hate IPAs. I had to work hard to get a regular job. I miraculously graduated from a low tier college studying relatively easy subject. Don’t ask about my GPA. I don’t have a cool dog, or any dog, because all dogs a cool. The neighborhood cats bully me for free food and pets. I never took a gap year in…. [impressive region] where I had a life changing, eye opening experience. If you get a hold of my journal you’ll read all the juicy details about my shopping lists and how bad I am at math. I have not traveled much. I don’t rock climb, do triathlons or crossfit. I just do boring, lift heavy things workouts. I love burgers. See, boring.

The regretful day/week in which I posted last was… the election. Yeah. Somber moods. I hope we are feeling better? I am politically left leaning, surprise... I canvassed in a swing state for Harris this past election. I care a lot about the very sexy political topics of… infrastructure and sustainable development. As a result of the election I have decided I want to get more involve in activism and grass roots political organizations.

I can spend an entire day in a museum because I have to read all the descriptions, due to not being cultured. I have brought shame to my family having done a stand up comedy set, like every other millennial male. No, I did not start a podcast with my best bro. However, I do want to get more into the performing arts. I am very enamored by low budget-production theater. I saw a guerrilla play troupe and I thought that was very amazing. I enjoy reading. I am currently in my “great man” phase, where I read about conquerors and captains of industry. What have I become. Old. That’s what I have become. I think 90’s Alt Rock is under appreciated. I mean come on, Alanis Morissette is pretty great.

I am starting to think the neighborhood cats manipulate me with pets to get more free food.

I am pretty fitness focused. I workout daily and choke down lots of salads. As I have gotten older I really try to make this a priority. I would like to get back into some sort of sport and compete in the geriatric division. I am a bit of a workaholic at the moment because I am trying to make some career changes. I have a decent job, in which, I sometimes feel like I am actually doing something. I love baking and I think I am going to tackle some macrons in preparation for thanksgiving. I promise my turkey is not dry. I am part of the crispy chocolate chip cookie faction. I don’t care if you think you are better than avocado eaters. More avo for me. The charcuterie board is my socially acceptable way for me to eat lunchables as an adult.

This is harder than writing a resume.

I don’t have kids nor do I want them. I do like being the cool uncle who always brings my friend’s and family’s children diabetes. I am an atheist. I never “lost the faith.” I am not spiritual either. No mushroom trips or prayer bowls in my life. I honestly do not even know what it means to be spiritual.

What am I looking for? Nothing in particular. I can’t say I have much of a type. I would like to date but I am just hoping for good, fun, enjoyable conversation. Without that there is not much of a chance of friendship or anything beyond.

I am sorry you wasted your time reading this.