Everyone who knows me would say I’m just a regular straight guy — not macho, but certainly not effeminate. What none of them know (including my wife) is that I find it so incredibly satisfying to be a sexual outlet for another man. Not just any man, because I am selective (and cautious) and don’t like rude, pushy people. But I am hungry to service a nice man.

If I can find one, I will serve only him. If he wants to cum down my throat, or jerk off on my face, or bury his cock in my ass until his balls are empty, I will enthusiastically submit to him and say “Thank you” when he’s done. My dream is to find someone who is 90% nice and 10% perverted/selfish enough to use me for his pleasure in private. If he wants to hang out socially too, I’m down for that. But if he just wants me to be his cock & cum whore, I am 100% on board.

My two dealbreakers: 1. He must be absolutely disease-free. Including cold sores — I’ve never had one and I never want one. 2. He must be circumcised. No hate, just my preference.

I am also VERY partial to a guy whose cock & balls are at least somewhat manscaped. I don’t like hair in my mouth (and licking hairy balls is not fun). Otherwise… I don’t care if he’s hung or not, has a beer belly or six-pack abs, is old or young, is married or single, etc. As long as he’s a nice, sensible guy who also happens to love fucking another man’s holes.

I am tall, fit, attractive, and free of any diseases or addictions. Sadly I can never host. If you can’t either, I’m open to creative solutions! Just please be in or near Salem, as I cannot regularly come up with a good excuse to drive to a town a half-hour away.

I know I’m looking for a needle in a haystack here. Probably 99% of guys out there are like me. Let’s face it, everyone loves dick. (Except for many straight women, ironically.) So I’ll renew this periodically until I find what I’m looking for or until my desire to be best friends with another man’s dick goes away. Which will probably be a few moments after I have died.

If you read this and thought “That all sounds good, but what about _____,” then please reach out! There is a lot out there that turns me on.

Thanks!