These ads are tough because you read them and think, "how the fuck do I respond to that?" So, how about this, tell me the thing is your secret indulgence and let's start the conversation there! ( mine is a good donut 🍩)

It seems to me that the big problem most of these situations have is distrust and bad communication. So, let's do exactly the opposite of that and see how that turns out!

OPSEC is important and I'm not expecting total honesty on day one, but let's work on getting there, here I'll start: I'm only 5'9". I think there was a time I would have said I was 5'10" because somehow that's better? Is it because the inches are in double digits? I dunno, but anyway I'm not one of the many "6 foot plus" guys on here 🙄.

My other details probably matter, so: I have dark salt and pepper hair, blue eyes, a beard, a classic American man look. Can't picture that? Basically I work out but then I eat pizza and burgers so washboard abs will always elude me.

Here's another thing, I'm married (shocking, huh?) with kids. We're good friends and good coparents, but we have lost the passion and intimacy a long time ago, It's both our faults really, and I've come to the conclusion it’s not changing anytime soon, might as well make a change for me and my healthy sex drive.

Communication is something I've been working on and I need someone who is looking for good communication back and forth. I won't be perfect, and I don't expect you to be either. But effort is key and having compassion and understand of the other person's.

I live and work on the South Shore and would like to find someone in that area, it doesn’t matter to me what type of relationship you’re in or if you’re unattached and looking for a mutually pleasurable experience.

I tend to be pretty available throughout the day and night for texting (through Telegram) and talking. I don't expect messages to be purely sexual, that gets pretty boring for me. I want to know about your day. I want to laugh about some ridiculous thing that we saw on Twitter. I want to see a picture of the craft you worked on this weekend. And like, sure, I want to eventually talk about sexy times and send those kinds of pictures (sexy does not necessarily mean nude btw).

So what are you looking for?