I don't know about you, but my experiences were pretty traumatic, but also hilarious. What'd you do?

Leading up to my diagnosis, I decided I was fed up with capitalism and went protesting. What I was actually doing was impeding traffic in a bathrobe while conveying no message. Over the next three days, I was arrested four times for various transgressions, like flipping off all traffic for not giving me a ride. The last trip to jail, I became convinced that I was in a gas chamber. Created various stages of air filters wetting my bedding in the toilet. Made a gas mask out of my overalls I'm still pretty proud of. After the initial panic, it was actually pretty fun. I thought I was in a god-training camp. Got let out again, and started defacing a memorial. I thought it was built for me while I was inside and I just pulled a resurrection. Didn't like all the American flags around it, took all but one down, and started trying to use some black flowers and dirt to dye one of them black. Cops came to abuse me again, and took me to the hospital when I said my lungs felt weak from the gas. I thought the hospital was going to get me a new 3D printed body with force powers built in. And, in the hospital I unfortunately convinced a homeless man that I was God. Oh hey, I forgot where I was after being dropped off on the fifth floor. Anybody else experience that?