Betas, is your roommate an alpha woman? Don’t you think it is unfair that she has to share a bathroom with you? Here’s are a few ideas for how to make it up to her:

1. The bathroom and everything in it belong to her, and you only get to use it with her approval. She always gets to go first and take priority

2. You will switch to her brands of products. If she runs out she can always have yours. She also gets all the space. You will keep your stuff in your room and bring them with you when you need them.

3. Limit your use of hot water. Shorten your showers or take fewer of them.

4. She shouldn’t have to sit where your ass has been. From now on you will lift the toilet seat and perch on the rim. If you ever have to use the seat. You will clean it immediately.

5. You shouldn’t waste her toilet paper. Minimize your use.

6. You will clean the bathroom every day, no exceptions. Do any laundry she leaves lying around. Be her maid.

7. BONUS: You are entitled to anything she leaves in the trash. She threw it away, so it is good enough for you.

8. BONUS: If they are part of the dynamic, send your roommate(s) an apology text every time you use their bathroom

Respond below with which rules you you should me made to follow. Feel free to DM me if you’d like to have a deeper conversation or share your experiences with this dynamic.

This is fantasy. If you chose to do any of these for real, remember to respect consent of everyone involved.

UPDATE: This dynamic is certainly resonating with a lot of you betas. I added some bonus rules above.