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Bathroom Rules for Bored Betas
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Are there any bored, lonely betas out there who need a regular status reminder? Here are a few simple no-privacy and humiliation rules to follow when you pee. Pick one or more to follow and post the numbers in the comments!

  1. Strip as naked as your circumstances allow. At a minimum, pull your panties to your ankles
  2. Lift the seat and sit directly on the cold rim. Toilet seats are for alphas
  3. Spread your legs wide so that anyone can see. You have nothing to hide
  4. Drip dry to avoid wasting toilet paper that should be saved for alphas!

Post your choices in the comments. Message me if you want to have a deeper conversation. Iā€™d love to hear from anyone who thinks they can do one of these rules for more than a day.

Have fun!

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