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The Poofing Dr Returns
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It feels like every day I find people coming to me asking to be transformed into this… changed into that.. My popularity only got worse with articles going around about my abilities and services.

I am perfectly happy to assist all who visit me at my clinic, ensuring I achieve their perfect form. For those who approach me outside the clinic or come across too demanding, I may take some creative license in fulfilling their request. Others who violate my privacy or vacation, they get what's coming to them.

Oh and don’t even get me started on those complaining about my “poof” magic rather than some intricate “mystical process” they read about online.. those folks who complain.. Heh let’s just say they get a complimentary 2 for 1 (still charge full price for the first heh heh… Hey now, I have a business to run and the faster a transformation can occur, the more people I see, and more money I get).

Going about the week, where and how do we run into one another, you perhaps wanting my services?

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Hey Doc! I'm Asia, 21!

I've heard about your IQ-lowering boob-growing serum...

But could you design one for me?

A serum that 50% of the time makes your boobs grow and raise your IQ, and 50% of the time make your boobs completely flat and lower your IQ a lot?

I would love to try it on myself! No matter the result! Make it permanent!

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Thanks a lot doc!

Thank you for giving me the body I truly deserve!

I've never had such small boobs before! And my head is so fuzzy! I love this new body! Especially since that's what I derserved!!!

Thankss!!!

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Oh doc only now I understand many things!

Thanks for your help!

Despite this, perhaps thanks to my new IQ, I wonder if this is really the shape that makes me happier?

Can you with your immense power look into my heart and see if I wouldn't have been happier if the coin had chosen the opposite?

Only now do I realize how important it is to be happy, and I almost feel like I don't deserve this body and IQ on a coin flip...

So please give me the body and IQ I truly deserve!

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